So, a month has passed since I ordered one of the laptops from this same eBay seller but a different eBay listing (
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380080337946 ).
$1800 for a 2.53ghz unibody MBP (shipped by Priority Mail and after live.com discount)
And, contrary to all the naysayers' predictions, it arrived today!
The seller was great with communication and, due to some fraud of a buyer, made sure we all were available to sign for the package and to confirm our addresses. I would seriously watch out for future listings from this seller, yasharel, as I can't be happier w/ such a tremendous deal. It seems like at the time I bought it the seller was dealing w/ t-shirts and other less expensive goods, but now you'll notice he sells preorders for canon DSLRs and other things that are more expensive.
I've posted photos of the box (which was totally brand new and sealed) and the machine booting up. I am entirely confident the machine has never been used before. Every piece was correctly wrapped in plastic showing no signs of someone trying to replace plastic from a previous use. I'm reinstalling a fresh copy of Leopard right now and the machine has absolutely no faults whatsoever.
If you look at his ratings,
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=yasharel&ftab=AllFeedback , you'll see that someone else received their MBP earlier this week and was also equally enthused.
I checked the warranty information on Apple's web site using the serial number and I am covered until November 25, 2009. I ordered and payed on November 11.
So you can say that we were lucky, risky, or w/e - but in the end it all worked out.
Whatever you do say, however, do not say that I am the seller posing as a buyer. You can check my profile - I have been registered on these forums for a long time and have several posts to my name.