Got any funny jokes?

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    Hi im super bored need some jokes they can be as inappropriate as possible:D
     
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    Haha shouldn't you be studying for them Cambridge exams? ;)
     
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    How so is it the fact the it should be MacBook Pro i5??

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    Finished revising for em':D
     
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    Ohhhh Kayyyy.....

    2 Farmers talking in the field. The subject of Donkeys crops up...

    F1 " I am looking for a Donkey! "
    F2 " I have one for sale! "
    F1 " How much? "
    F2 " £200 "

    Money changes hands and it is agreed the animal will be delivered the following day. A week passes and no Donkey arrives. The two farmers meet in town...

    F1 " I paid you for a Donkey. Where is it? "
    F2 " It died! "
    F1 " Can I have my money back then please? "
    F2 " Hmmm. Cannot do that. I spent it all! "
    F1 " Right! Drop the carcass off at my yard. I will raffle it off "

    The following day a dead Donkey appears in F1's yard. A month passes and the two meet again in the local market...

    F2 " How did you get on with that raffle? "
    F1 " Brilliant. I sold almost 500 tickets at £2 a throw! "
    F2 " J**** H Chr***! Did no one complain??? "



    F1. " Yeah! The winner. So I gave him his £2 back!!!!!!! "


    Regards.

    Z
     
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    :rolleyes::D
     
  10. Mousse, May 18, 2012
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    Here's an old, old joke... It's an R-rated joke, but I've clean it up as much as possible.

    A hot widow placed an ad in the local paper that said anyone who can climb to the top of a greased flag pole gets to...eh hem... her. Those to who fail will suffer the consequences. The next day, 3 boys arrive at her house for the contest.

    The first boy climbs half way up and slips back down. The widow asks him, "What does your father do for a living." The boy answered, "He's a butcher." She told him to take out his johnson and she chopped it off with a butcher's knife.

    The second boy climb 3/4 of the way up before sliding down. Again, the widow asked what his father does for a living. "He's a tailor," the boy answered. So she cut off his johnson with a pair of scissors.

    The third boy climbs nearly to the top, but slips down as well. Once more she asked about his father's job. The boy replied, "He's a lollipop maker. What are you gonna do? Lick it off?"
     
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    When squirrel run up woman's pants, he find no nuts.
     
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    Did you hear about the schizophrenic who has alzheimer's? The voice in his head kept saying, "why don't you remember me?"
     

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