Ouch. You guys are a tough crowd. Sorry for having an opinion that obviously does not jive with your view of the world.
I guess it is the fact that I just paid $500 2 weeks ago for the iPad1 64gb 3G with Apple case and keyboard included, and the $890 for the new iPad was just not "worth it".
don't worry about the haters, I actually laughed at your title; must be the getting rid of bit, like you're banishing it from your home.