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Grrl question...
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ha ha. spelling police doing their rounds?
yeah i need to know what she wants hmm?
Oh you love it!
Let me introduce you to something called humor.
However, an argument would imply there was a willing and capable opposite to "argue" with.
redAPPLE, honestly, a girl doesn't look you in the eye ... what teenage girl really just sits there and looks you in the eye ever?
Take it from an old warhorse.
Go over to her when she is alone and start up a conversation and ask her out.
The world will NOT end if she says no.
The world WILL end if she says yes and you get engaged.
you sir am damn right.
Oh you love it!
Let me introduce you to something called humor.
However, an argument would imply there was a willing and capable opposite to "argue" with.
redAPPLE, honestly, a girl doesn't look you in the eye ... what teenage girl really just sits there and looks you in the eye ever?
no honestly. They don't?
anyway she's 21 or so. girls (wrote that slowly especially for you ha ha) have to make eye contact sooner or later don't they?
You are in your twenties. This is what you do. Walk up to her and ask her one of the following:
coffee with you
lunch with you
go see a movie together
dinner with you
She will either say yes or no. If she says yes, you can get to know her better. If she says no, you have a definitive answer and you can move on.
coffee with you
lunch with you
go see a movie together
dinner with you
She will either say yes or no. If she says yes, you can get to know her better. If she says no, you have a definitive answer and you can move on.
I know MacDawg... I just figured I better spell it out for him. Can't believe we are talking over 20 here.
I can tell you for a fact that if she looks away from you when you are up close and waves at you from afar.
SHE LIKES YOU. She is waiting for you to ask her out.
JUMP NOW!!
Or it will come to a crashing halt.
SHE LIKES YOU. She is waiting for you to ask her out.
JUMP NOW!!
Or it will come to a crashing halt.
one of the wisest things i have heard today. ok.
sorry i don't know i am usually the more "aggressive" guy and i react and see what happens... i also cannot believe that i am acting like a 13 year old LOL.
ok. will jump like now. i can imagine how the "crashing halt" sounds like and it does not sound that good...
Whenever I see threads like this one it reminds me of this famous Hank Williams song. Really sums it up nicely.
Kaw-liga
(Hank Williams, Sr. and Fred Rose; performed by Hank Sr.)
Kaw-liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door.
He fell in love with an Indian maid over at the antique store.
Kaw -- Li -- Ga, just stood there and never let it show;
So she could never answer "Yes" or "No".
He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tommy-hawk.
The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped someday he'd talk.
Kaw -- Li -- Ga, too stubborn to ever show a sign;
Because his heart was made of knotty pine.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he never got a kiss.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he don't know what he missed.
Is it any wonder that his face is red;
Kaw-liga, that poor ol' wooden head.
Kaw-liga was a lonely Indian never went nowhere.
His heart was set on the Indian maiden with the coal black hair.
Kaw-liga, just stood there and never let it show;
So she could never answer "Yes" or "No".
Then one day a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid.
And took her, oh, so far away, but ol' Kaw-liga stayed.
Kaw -- Li -- Ga, just stands there as lonely as can be,
And wishes he was still an old pine tree.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he never got a kiss.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he don't know what he missed.
Is it any wonder that his face is red;
Kaw-liga, that poor ol' wooden head.
Kaw-liga
(Hank Williams, Sr. and Fred Rose; performed by Hank Sr.)
Kaw-liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door.
He fell in love with an Indian maid over at the antique store.
Kaw -- Li -- Ga, just stood there and never let it show;
So she could never answer "Yes" or "No".
He always wore his Sunday feathers and held a tommy-hawk.
The maiden wore her beads and braids and hoped someday he'd talk.
Kaw -- Li -- Ga, too stubborn to ever show a sign;
Because his heart was made of knotty pine.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he never got a kiss.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he don't know what he missed.
Is it any wonder that his face is red;
Kaw-liga, that poor ol' wooden head.
Kaw-liga was a lonely Indian never went nowhere.
His heart was set on the Indian maiden with the coal black hair.
Kaw-liga, just stood there and never let it show;
So she could never answer "Yes" or "No".
Then one day a wealthy customer bought the Indian maid.
And took her, oh, so far away, but ol' Kaw-liga stayed.
Kaw -- Li -- Ga, just stands there as lonely as can be,
And wishes he was still an old pine tree.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he never got a kiss.
Poor ol' Kaw-liga, he don't know what he missed.
Is it any wonder that his face is red;
Kaw-liga, that poor ol' wooden head.
Come on! First you have to ask her what her sign is.
Then asking "do you want to sleep with me" works sometimes, or you could do one of the ones that you suggested, of course, if you like taking it slow and avoiding face slaps.
Come on! First you have to ask her what her sign is.
Then asking "do you want to sleep with me" works sometimes, or you could do one of the ones that you suggested, of course, if you like taking it slow and avoiding face slaps.
Or as an opening line:
"Do you want to pet my monkey?" - old SNL skit
A friend from NY would use the line... "are you paranoid?"