Half-life of razor blades

[Abstract]

Giving birth would be miserable. I just plow the fields like I'm supposed to...uh, right.

By "plowing the fields," are you literally talking about plowing fields....like a farmer, or do I just have a dirty mind?

It's always nice to be silky smooth if you think you're going to get action.

So did you shave your legs today? Gotta get a read on what you're planning on doing tonight.

 

[topgunn]

I shave once a day and I used to go through blades once a week. i got tired of that and so I just got used to dull razors and my skin toughened up so now I only change the blades once a month.

 

[mkrishnan]

Worst. Pickup line. Evar.

When you challenge them like that...they have a tendency to outdo themselves.

 

[itcheroni]

Worst. Pickup line. Evar.

Well it's not fair if you didn't hear it in person, is it, darling? My charm is in my presence, baby.

But seriously, I hate Friends and I find their humor unfunny. Although, for some reason, I think it's hilarious when I repeat them in earnest. What is wrong with me? Maybe this is why I don't have a girlfriend. Or a job. Or even know what direction my life is heading. I'm going to take a vicodin and lay myself down.

 

[DeeJay Dan]

I used the Mach 3 for a while, then the Shick Quattro, I just got the Gillette Fusion Power. Electric razors just never cut it for me, I've had 3 or 4 and they just don't shave close enough for me. No matter what razor I use I get shaving bumps so I've given up trying to find a razor that doesn't bother my skin.

I shave every other day unless I have something important to do. I used to change blades with every shave, but I realize how freaking expensive blades are and I squeeze about a month out of 'em. I think I get that long out of 'em because I first shave with an electric beard trimmer so there isn't much hair there when I get to it with the manual razor.

Now that I'm growing a goatee, I really like the stright blade on the edge of the Fusion it's great for shaping. Though how much can the improve a razor? Sooner or later we're going to be shaving with weedwackers if they keep adding blades.

 

[pinto32]

I get about 12-16 shaves out of a Mach 3 Turbo cartidge, and thats just because I use it about 4 shaves after most people would toss it. Yes, my beard is like astroturf...at the old Veterans Stadium in Philly...(rats and all... )

I constantly have razor bumps on my neck, and I was wondering in anyone who has been using a Fusion has noticed a significant improvement in irritation?

I read the shaving blog that was mentioned before, and I think I am gonna try ditching the gillette gel and get a brush (when I have the extra cash). I remember using my dad's brush when I first started shaving, and I remember it feeling a lot nicer..I've just been too lazy to try it on my own. Not so sure about trying an old-fashioned safety razor though...I think I will see how the Fusion is as far as irritation and go from there.

Finally, I am quite happy with my penis...well, I guess there is always room for improvement, but its still better than childberth.

 

[cvikerasica]

My goodness, there are quite a number of ladies on this messageboard. No offense to you fellas but I thought only guys would be geeky enough to be on this sort of thing.

So ladies, how you doin?

You would be astonished if you knew how many ladies prefer to use blade instead of wax for their facial hair. Most of us like to be silent about that, but... I don't care

 

[ntrigue]

Soak your razor blades in VODKA. Dramatic difference in blade life.