Happiness is a cool bum. Americans and Brits need to try (and buy) a bidet

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Wet wipes would be disastrous for any municipal system but also depending on your home's piping. If you wanted to and had the money, you could retrofit your homes waste pipeline that feeds into the main sewage line of the street. This is harder if you're on a septic tank. Thankfully septic was outlawed decades ago here and in neighboring cities. Area cities are also proactive and inspect lines often.