these obvious april fools were funny the first time, but now it's just tryhard cringe.
The power of vapor!Apple ought to have seized the moment and released a self-deprecating ad for AirPower launching today.
Eh, no FireWire, no ADB and no SCSI = no deal.
If this is supposed to replace a proper laptop, where's ExpressCard?Eh, no FireWire, no ADB and no SCSI = no deal.
Eh, no FireWire, no ADB and no SCSI = no deal.
Where is 2x eSATA? No sale without it, seriously!This is the entire list they put on their site:
But it seems inaccurate. I seem to spot a USB-B port, which is not listed. I don't know what the big port seems to be... SCSI is the closest, but not really. Then the second SD card slot is bigger, but not thicker so can't be CF.
- 9 x USB-C
- 9 x USB-A
- 2 x microSD
- 2 x SD
- 1 x 3.5mm Audio Jack
- 1 x HDMI
- 2 x DisplayPort
- 1 x Mini DVI
- 1 x VGA
- 1 x Ethernet
- 1 x Modem RJ-11
- 1 x Optical Audio “Toslink”
- 1 x Firewire 400
- 1 x Firewire 800
- 2 x RCA
- 1 x Parallel Port
- 1 x Serial Port
- 1 x PS/2
- 1 x AT Port
- 1 x 3.5” Floppy Disk Drive
Also they have 2 sets of RCA connectors, which are not listed and have odd colouring. One is standard, yellow, white and red. The other has black, white yellow?
A parallel port is listed but not seen. Serial port is listed, but not seen. I do see 2 VGA connections.
The RJ 11 listed seems to be and RJ45, I think both would come in handy.
This is a mess!
Not to get me started on the lack of optical media and diskettes and cassettes, how am I supposed to load my Sinclair collection?
And you know what is the worst offender? No kensington lock. Imagine buying them for an entire classroom, all just to find out they have been stolen in the first week of school?
This is the entire list they put on their site:
But it seems inaccurate. I seem to spot a USB-B port, which is not listed. I don't know what the big port seems to be... SCSI is the closest, but not really. Then the second SD card slot is bigger, but not thicker so can't be CF.
- 9 x USB-C
- 9 x USB-A
- 2 x microSD
- 2 x SD
- 1 x 3.5mm Audio Jack
- 1 x HDMI
- 2 x DisplayPort
- 1 x Mini DVI
- 1 x VGA
- 1 x Ethernet
- 1 x Modem RJ-11
- 1 x Optical Audio “Toslink”
- 1 x Firewire 400
- 1 x Firewire 800
- 2 x RCA
- 1 x Parallel Port
- 1 x Serial Port
- 1 x PS/2
- 1 x AT Port
- 1 x 3.5” Floppy Disk Drive
Also they have 2 sets of RCA connectors, which are not listed and have odd colouring. One is standard, yellow, white and red. The other has black, white yellow?
A parallel port is listed but not seen. Serial port is listed, but not seen. I do see 2 VGA connections.
The RJ 11 listed seems to be and RJ45, I think both would come in handy.
This is a mess!
Not to get me started on the lack of optical media and diskettes and cassettes, how am I supposed to load my Sinclair collection?
And you know what is the worst offender? No kensington lock. Imagine buying them for an entire classroom, all just to find out they have been stolen in the first week of school?
Yep, when companies try to show their relevance through april 1st pranks, its just cringy. MS definitely has the the right idea.These are cringey