I caved.
An offer on the new M1 base model MacBook Pro (over £100 off, plus 0% interest over 6 months) made me too curious to resist. I'm typing this on it now.
My initial thoughts after a couple of days of use? It's very impressive - the usual Apple fit and finish is all present and correct, it's extremely snappy and responsive and overall it's just a really good laptop. I can't see many people being disappointed with this. That being said...
The "M1 is the greatest thing evah" fanboyism is a little much. It's certainly very, very good but it kind of represents where Intel should be in 2020 but just aren't. The fact it's ARM does have its teething problems - a couple of Intel Mac programs won't load under Rosetta 2 and x86 VMs are gone. These are genuine disadvantages.
iOS apps are currently a horrible experience. I thought LumaFusion would be a great early example of the advantages of using an iPad app on such powerful laptop hardware but noooo...it's dreadful. The UX just doesn't work (the Windows hybrid approach is a little more impressive in comparison) and is pretty much unusable.
But the silence is golden. The fan never comes on. It's cold as ice. And the battery life just goes on and on and on.
Just as a test I fired up the new AS version of Handbrake to convert a 58 min 1080p video file from MKV to MP4 yesterday, using the H264 VideoToolbox codec. The MBP did it in 8 mins, which I thought was good but not mind-blowing. But it got barely warm, the fan didn't kick in and the OS stayed responsive and fluid (I happily browsed the web in Firefox and sent a couple of emails in Spark at the same time).
On my Surface Book 2 (quad-core i5, 8Gb RAM) the same file in Handbrake Nightly (using H264 QSV) took nearly 17 minutes. It got red-hot to the touch and started throttling after around 90 seconds, never reaching base clock again. Other programs were lagging like crazy - the whole system was choked. Significantly, this was plugged in with Windows at 'Best Performance'. The MBP was on battery - it used 3%.
I have to keep reminding myself this is a base model and the slowest Mac chip Apple will ever release. So, yes, it's a great start. What I wonder though is...where does this leave the 12.9" iPad Pro? Why would anyone spend the same or more on a tablet and Magic Keyboard that can only run mobile apps? If you aren't a big user of the Pencil, it's in a trickier spot now (and the base model iPad can easily fill that role anyway).