I was in the coffee shop at lunch sitting at the bar and one of the guys looks up from an article he's reading and asks the open question; "What was the first animal in space?" I guessed dog and another girl guessed monkey. Now both those answers were perfectly good answers (I think I'm right mind ) and had some said mouse, rat, guinea-pig or rabbit I'd have thought they were all reasonable guesses. So what does the girl behind the bar say? "Giraffe?" WTF! So what's the stupidest thing you've heard someone say or said yourself recently?