Heard anyone say anything stupid recently?

[devman]

At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I'm afraid that's not quite right.

I don't think there's anything unique about human intellience. All the nuerons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion.

Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.

People everywhere love Windows.

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.

All by Bill Gates.

 

[kainjow]

The other day in my science class I asked a kinda embarrassing question.

A friend and I got into an argument wether ponies were real animals or not. So I decided to ask the teacher. I never got the real answer though because she fell over laughing and didn't stop for at least 5 minutes. I had always thought that ponies were imaginary animals like unicorns . Oh well.

That's hilarious! At least now you know

 

[puckhead193]

my friend wanted me to help carry stuff and she said "Its not like i have too hands"

 

[Danksi]

my friend wanted me to help carry stuff and she said "Its not like i have too hands"

TWO

... there's one for today!

 

[iPhil]

AIDS is a disease that is hard to talk about. The ideal thing would be to have a 100 percent effective AIDS vaccine.


Capitalism is this wonderful thing that motivates people, it causes wonderful inventions to be done. But in this area of diseases of the world at large, it's really let us down.


have 100 billion dollars... You realize I could spend 3 million dollars a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I don't make another dime. Tell you what-I'll buy your right arm for a million dollars. I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here.


All the Quotes by
Bill Gates

 

[Frank (Atlanta)]

Stop by chain grocery store to pick-up a few items. Buy a cup of coffee while I'm there.

Get the coffee, put in some cream and can't find any sweetner. I ask a lady at the deli counter (part of the store/not independent) for some sweetner...her response is, "We're all out" and walks away.

Now...when you're out of foodstuffs, where do you normally go to replenish?

May not have been stupidity...rather may have been laziness. I was going to go to the sugar aisle and simply take care of it myself, but the level of laziness/stupidity was so astounding that I simply put everything down, walked out and promised never to shop there again.

 

[dali]

A saw a girl I know walking with a guy. Next day I asked her " is that your boyfriend?". She said " no my best friend, and it is a girl"

 

[EGT]

"How's your agenda?"

"I haven't got a sister called agenda"

I nearly wet myself.

 

[angelneo]

I was doing some helpdesk part time work for my university when I was still studying and every semester we would have online registration. There was this girl who apparently encountered some server error while doing it, and she called up:

Girl: Can I speak to the server, please?




Also, I did automated SMS applications for other companies, so every now and then, we will always get some customers who conduct one-sided conversation with the applications and well, those conversation aren't pretty....

 

[_Matt]

Chemistry I Honors

Teacher: "And the product of this composition reaction is NaCl - you put it on your french fries...Yes, Amanda."

Amanda: "Ketchup."

I nearly had a heart attack.

 

[EricNau]

Chemistry I Honors

Teacher: "And the product of this composition reaction is NaCl - you put it on your french fries...Yes, Amanda."

Amanda: "Ketchup."

I nearly had a heart attack.

You might just have a heart attack if you keep putting salt on your french fries.
Sorry, I couldn't resist

 

[me_94501]

CA's education is thrid worse in the nation, the only states that were worse than us were Louisiana & Mississippi.

Case-in-point.
"third worst" is what you're looking for.

</english major>

 

[thedude110]

I was doing some helpdesk part time work for my university when I was still studying and every semester we would have online registration. There was this girl who apparently encountered some server error while doing it, and she called up:

Girl: Can I speak to the server, please?

You're giving me Help Desk flashbacks.

Really, though. Her complaint is pretty justified -- she should be able to talk to the server.

Anybody reading this working on a server we can talk to? 'Cause I've got some stuff to say to servers ...

 

[EricNau]

Case-in-point.
"third worst" is what you're looking for.

</english major>

Oh shut-up

 

[NewbieNerd]

A girl I have known for a long time was convinced that it was the Mediteran, not the mediteranean even after I showed her on a map how it was spelled. This same girl also pronouned salmon like sal-mon.

Is that girl from the South? I'm from NC and I was raised saying "sal-mon." Of course, we take it out of a can and fry it, so maybe that version does count as "sal-mon." I could also imagine someone from the South saying Mediteran. Ahh, how I love home. Hopefully I'll get the IBM job in Raleigh and be able to stay down there with my fried sal-mon (which I do enjoy, hehe).