Help - I'm Screwed!

[cciliberto33]

Grip of Death - I am gripping my actual person till squeeze the life out of it and watch the person bounce up and down.

Finger of Death - This one really has me puzzled. I have to reach around the back of my head and line my finger up with that little sucker. It's a nightmare.

See when you rearrange things and replace a few nouns this is a lot funnier.

 

[sushi]

I'm really beside myself. <snip funny post>

Thanks for the humor.

 

[darngooddesign]

I realize people are having issues. What I don't get, for the life of me, is why these people don't just go buy a bumper or case, or just take the damn thing back. It is pretty obvious to me that a case is necessary for protection alone on this new model.

If a bumper is Apple's stated fix, which is what apple care told me today, for the problem they should be giving them for free. I should not have to spend $30 to fix Apple's problem.

 

[DotCom2]

Thanks for the laugh.
I enjoyed the read.