My father-in-law is a security consultant for a very well known worldwide agency and he recommends that I hire a body guard for the first several weeks of iPhone 4 ownership. Also, I've been told that the Fed-Ex plane en route to the U.S. will be escorted by heavily armed Sikorsky RAH-66 Comanche Stealth Helicopters. Steve what's his buckets has personally asked for these helicopters himself. These are the most sophisticated helicopters on the planet. Normally they are painted black or white. I've been told that there won't be any white birds available for this mission though. Wow, that's really freaky. Anyone see a pattern here? The Illuminati periodically reveals itself and I think that's what were seeing with this version of the iPhone launch. It's a little scary.