Hiring a body guard for several weeks after launch

[sniffies]

Yup, I plan on spending thousands of dollars to hire a body guard for a few weeks to protect me from losing my $300 cell phone. Good thinking.

Ps. I don't think I would ever trust a security consultant who recommends a body guard over a cell phone. I don't expect him to be consulting for long.

Dude, he was joking. You couldn't tell he was sarcasming, really? Please, everyone knows what 'sarcasming' is. C'mon.

 

[bluespark]

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)

You never know with some people on here. Also, normally people would use some kind of smiley or something to show they are being sarcastic. Sorry I'm not an expert at detecting e-sarcasm. Maybe you could teach me?

Maybe if people stopped creating pointless threads we wouldn't have this problem.

You needed a smiley? With the reference to black and white birds, and the fact that the white birds were unavailable? I am gobsmacked.

 

[dieburnbot]

Haha that is hilarious. If it were true it would be even better.

 

[nlr]

what is Illuminati? is it an app?