"Crap services", like law enforcement, fire departments, emergency stand-by's, the infrastructure with roads and railways etc?
All of which are of low quality in the USA.
How do you suggest the government pay for the services you take for granted, like law enforcement, public roads etc. if they aren't allowed to collect taxes?
The same way any moral service provider does.
Here's a historical example. Originally there was no "US Post Office", it was unregulated and there were a lot of companies offering first class mail. Back then this was a growth industry- it was like the dotcom of its time. The poorest person could afford to send a letter across the country and the distribution system was efficient as all hell, prices were dropping and service was growing.
The politicians were concerned that these services could be used to send political propaganda (I'm to making this up) and decided to nationalize it to be able to better censor the mail. Thus they passed a law prohibiting first class letter delivery to anyone buy the government.
Despite having this government created monopoly, the US Postal service is a completely failing business, charges more and more every year and delivers lower and lower quality service.
Meanwhile these police you love, do things like seize people's fedex deliveries and charge companies hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines if its found they are shipping mail via fedex that doesn't need to be their (in the governments opinion) rapidly. I'm not making this stuff up!
So, here's a perfect example of a service that existed in both states. When it was free, there was competition and it was rapidly improving, profitable and available to all. Under government it is available to all, but the prices are rapidly increasing, its unprofitable, and declining... even with a monopoly enforced at the point of a gun.
So, the idea that we need taxes to pay for these things is absurd-- all of these services could be delivered by private entities, and in the case of justice, for instance, already are. (arbitration has replaced courts because government courts are so incompetently and inefficiently run.)