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I blame self absorbed absent parents and the lack of good ol' fashion ass whoopins.

Not putting your hands on your kids butts now and again is the problem. I didn't screw around when I was a kid because I feared my dad and what he would do to me if I did. My kids don't act a fool because I lay my hands on them when need be. Now they want to give kids time outs and that kind of crap. Put your hand against their butt when they screw up, you'll see things change.
 
I would first clear my head by taking a gigantic crap. Really enjoy it. I would then take a nap on the couch during a sporting event. Turn the TV volume down low enough that you can hear some sounds emitting but not loud enough that you can make out actual dialog between the announcers.

After waking, you might mow the yard or clean the bathroom. Do not text your estranged girlfriend, especially on that bent phone. Do take another crap, and appreciate this miracle could very well occur daily with the correct effort.
 
Wow. OP's thread and post history is just......Wow. I really think he needs help.
 
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My iPhone 5 seriously looks slightly bent. When I put it on a flat surface it could be slightly bent. I was wonder if there's a tester or a kit to see if its perfectly straight.

I don't think it's your phone that's bent. You're just looking at it the wrong way.
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It's hard to tell at this point. Especially after the comment about downloading a leveler app.
 

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You should be required to have a licence before you can operate the Internet.
 
What did we expect from the person who brought us these classic threads:

How do I get rid of my moms number in iMessage?

Can I pay $229 and get a new iPhone 5 if I shatter this one

Is it OK to keep your old iPhone 4 or should I sell it?


And as an added bonus, who can forget this chart topper?!

Got a MEAN look from the APPLE guy

Hahahahahaha wow
 
You expect someone to think for themselves and critically think a situation? Come on, this is Mac Rumors where any question is safe to be asked. What color phone should I buy? Ask MR. What size should I buy? Ask MR. What case should I buy? Ask MR. Should I return my phone for another color, size? Ask MR.

See the pattern? Many members here can't make ANY life decision without asking the folks here on MR. Sad but that's the way it is.

Or these....

1. Which pocket do you carry your cell phone in ?

2. Should I get the white phone or black ?

3. Is the white phone for girls ?

4. Should I get the Mini ipad or iPad 4 ?

5. Should I return my iPad 3 for the iPad 4

The list goes on and on.... They need hand holding. Answer to them. Ask your parents. I would be embarrassed to ask these questions. :p :confused: :D
 
Or these....

1. Which pocket do you carry your cell phone in ?

2. Should I get the white phone or black ?

3. Is the white phone for girls ?

4. Should I get the Mini ipad or iPad 4 ?

5. Should I return my iPad 3 for the iPad 4

The list goes on and on.... They need hand holding. Answer to them. Ask your parents. I would be embarrassed to ask these questions. :p :confused: :D

Me too but I'm catching hell on other threads for telling people they should be able to make decisions on their own. Guess I'm the bad guy because I can actually make a decision about my life on my own. Oh well lol.
 
Me too but I'm catching hell on other threads for telling people they should be able to make decisions on their own. Guess I'm the bad guy because I can actually make a decision about my life on my own. Oh well lol.
I look at it this way: If you were sitting in a bar with some friends, you might ask some of these questions just to shoot the breeze. The problem some of these posters here have (with their more 'social' questions') is assuming people here are their friends.
 
My iPhone 5 seriously looks slightly bent. When I put it on a flat surface it could be slightly bent. I was wonder if there's a tester or a kit to see if its perfectly straight.

It's not obvious, but it does look slightly bent.

Any help?

Haha funny funny laugh laugh.

Serious suggestions? Guess not.

I never wrote that my friend who used my account did.



All I can really say is

God Help Us All"​

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I started out clean but I'm jaded
Just phoning it in
Just breaking the skin
Can you help me I'm bent
 
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