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dynamicv said:I suspect I'll win. I have an built-in banana
Gorillas also like, er, peanuts, I believe.
dynamicv said:I just used a bad description. Unfortunately "bolt-on" doesn't work particularly well either
Ooh, my favourite kind.
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dynamicv said:Do you think they are partial to plums?
I have a friend called Plums.
I think they probably do as well. The dirty minxes. I'm tempted to refer to a disgusting yet amusing euphemism that dare not speak it's name, but I think they may be vegetarian.
What do you think that bunch sitting on the middle guy's shoulder are?dcv said:I don't see any bananas
Visually, I first notice hair, prefering long cascading blonde curls. But I also have a soft spot for dark black Italian hair. A slim or athletic tummy, but a bit rounder of an ass. Something to grab onto, massage, knead, bite, slap, and generally love. Or, alternatively torture in the most sadistic of ways Breasts in the B to C range, but more importantly, nipples that comes out enough for my tongue to do their duty. Trimmed or shaved. Dresses cool.
Also, educated, adventurous, travelled, frisky, not easily offended, not too religious, responsible...
Breasts in the B to C range, but more importantly, nipples that comes out enough for my tongue to do their duty. Trimmed or shaved. Dresses cool.Also, educated, adventurous, travelled, frisky, not easily offended, not too religious, responsible...
Does it have to be alive?MarkCollette said:Visually, I first notice hair, prefering long cascading blonde curls. But I also have a soft spot for dark black Italian hair. A slim or athletic tummy, but a bit rounder of an ass. Something to grab onto, massage, knead, bite, slap, and generally love. Or, alternatively torture in the most sadistic of ways
Also, educated, adventurous, travelled, frisky, not easily offended, not too religious, responsible...
I was doing my darndest to keep a lid on my posts in this thread, and then this guy comes along and gets away with this. What the hell?
It's like Dungeons & Dragons. You have to use your imagination
**Laughs at having used the word "Dungeon" in this thread**
If someone mentions "tits", it's not PG, and lets face it.......this thread was going to mention body parts at least once.
I don't care if they're trimmed at all. Hair is there so that she doesn't look pre-pubescent.
And I don't generally care about how they look. I have no specific qualities I'm looking for as long as I don't think she's fugly.
I don't care if they're trimmed at all. Hair is there so that she doesn't look pre-pubescent.
And I don't generally care about how they look. I have no specific qualities I'm looking for as long as I don't think she's fugly.
Ok I'm not holding nothing back now....
Some of you are already aware of my extreme crush I have on Michelle Miller (ABC News).
Man.... I would ______ on her ______ from one end to the other and have her wrap her ______ around me 4 or 5 times and work it until I made her reach ______ over and over and over until she passed out.
Thanks for sharing.Ok I'm not holding nothing back now....
Some of you are already aware of my extreme crush I have on Michelle Miller (ABC News).
Man.... I would ______ on her ______ from one end to the other and have her wrap her ______ around me 4 or 5 times and work it until I made her reach ______ over and over and over until she passed out.
Female here. Visual preferences for potential boyfriend material:
If you see him, let me know!
- Caucasian, Asian, or Middle Eastern
- Between 6' and 6'2" tall
- Slender, lean, athletic but not overly muscle-packed. Healthy-looking, good posture
- Dark, straight hair, with a modern, short, GQ looking haircut
- Full lips!
- Large, expressive brown puppy eyes
- Very clean-cut, "together", modern "power executive" look
- Clean, smells good, clean-shaven with no facial hair whatsoever
If you see him, let me know!
I think I have pretty high standards, but come on, that's just getting pedantic
I was doing my darndest to keep a lid on my posts in this thread, and then this guy comes along and gets away with this. What the hell?
Sorry, seemed like an adults only topic.
Haha ... Those weren't all things I look for right off the bat. I just key in on them as things progress. For that specific detail, best for it to be a surprise anyway
Damn! Blue eyes and dirty blonde hair...