Retired Macs
Macintosh SE/30 (first Mac, 1987)
Macintosh LC (second Mac upgraded to '040, IIRC)
Macintosh Quadra 660av / AudioVision14 (13th birthday present)
Powerbook 1400c/166 (first laptop, later upgraded to G3)
Power Macintosh 7500 (bought from work for Frankenstein-like upgrade experiments)
Power Macintosh 9500/180MHz Dual (bought for $25, upgraded to G3/400 with 6 HDs)
Power Macintosh G3/300MHz (Yosemite) / Apple LCD Studio Display (Chablis) (upgraded to G4/800)
iBook 12" G3/600MHz (Dual USB)
Powerbook G4/867MHz 15" Titanium
Power Macintosh G4/450MHz Cube (from eBay, upgraded to 1GHz - entertainment server)
Power Macintosh G3 All-In-One (from eBay, curiosity got the better of me)
iMac G3/700MHz (Summer 2001) (from eBay, iRack server experiment)
Powerbook G4/1.33GHz 15" Aluminum
Mac Mini 1.42GHz - (A/V entertainment server)
Mac Mini 1.42GHz - (backup server)
Power Macintosh G5 Dual 2.0GHz
Active Macs
Newton Message Pad 2100
Power Macintosh G4/450MHz Cube (G4/1.2GHz) - webserver
Mac Mini 1.66GHz (Core Duo) - A/V entertainment server
MacBook Pro 2.16GHz 15"
Mac Pro Dual 2.66GHz
...and on the drums:
iPod [5GB/1G] - sold
iPod (Dock Connector) [10GB/3G] - sold
iPod shuffle [1GB/1G]
iPod photo [60GB/4G]
...and, no, this list doesn't include Macs that I've used/managed at work. 😉