today i went to the dentist. a very disappointing trip: the dentist won't sort out my dodgy veneer on the nhs and i need a filling.
but something funny did happen. the dental nurse was filling in my records and she asked if i was on medication.
nurse: what medication do you take?
Me: fluoxetine
nurse: what's that for?
Me: um...depression
nurse: oh you're a bit young for that aren't you?
Me: um...
nurse: ...for high blood pressue.
Me: no, not high blood pressure. DEPRESSION.
dentist (entering room): well, you're a bit young for that, too.
oh right! i didn't realise that there was some kind of age i had to reach before i'm allowed to wallow in the depths of hell!