Seriously, you expect me to believe a LEAF scratched your iPhone? Is this some kind of joke? A leaf couldn't scratch jello.
A golf tee won't scratch an iPhone either unless you have tees made of diamond. I prefer wood tees myself.
You're cute. I can't wait for your first scratch.
If a person can drown in less than an inch of water, it's possible for a leaf to scratch the glass. It's called a fluke, and they happen all the damned time.