How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car

[edesignuk]

Article (with funny comments ) - eBay Auction

Winning bid, $1925.

That's right kiddies. Sex sells!

 

[iBlue]

Could this be were the failing car companies have gone wrong?

 

[MasterNile]

Got just about blue book value for it, not bad

 

[shfreelance]

So this is what you straight guys find attractive?

 

[r.j.s]

Imagine if everything on ebay was advertised like this ...

 

[shfreelance]

Imagine if everything on ebay was advertised like this ...

Are we talking about the adult toy section or just in general?

 

[MasterNile]

So this is what you straight guys find attractive?

I'd much rather have one of these

They can keep the girl, I've got my own

 

[edesignuk]

Imagine if everything on ebay was advertised like this ...

eBay would be a lot more popular.

Actually, eBay would probably try to charge an additional fee for "sexual" advertising.

 

[wvuwhat]

I suddenly have the urge to buy a Lincoln... If the big 3 had started to advertise like this they wouldn't have needed a bailout, lol.

 

[r.j.s]

Actually, eBay would probably try to charge an additional fee for "sexual" advertising.

I'm sure they would.

 

[.Andy]

So this is what you straight guys find attractive?

If you're referring to the car, no.

 

[UltraNEO*]

Maybe they're selling the lady?

.... and the car comes as a optional extra?






*dreams*

 

[richard.mac]

"Do you come with the car?"
"Oh you, HEHEHEHEH!"

repeat…

 

[Abstract]

That photo deserves a caption: "Someone's got daddy issues."

 

[Melrose]

If you're referring to the car, no.

Agreed.

...although the lady's not all that bad looking, really.

 

[sushi]

I suddenly have the urge to buy a Lincoln... If the big 3 had started to advertise like this they wouldn't have needed a bailout, lol.

I was thinking along those lines as well.

 

[suburbia]

Sir, the title is extremely misleading: She is hardly "half-naked"

 

[Sun Baked]

Sir, the title is extremely misleading: She is hardly "half-naked"

Nor is she half a naked woman, since that would likely get the police involved in the sale of the car.

Not to mention all the gore on the lincoln, that'll require some expensive cleaning.

 

[atszyman]

Sir, the title is extremely misleading: She is hardly "half-naked"

We need a volunteer to get with this woman and take detailed measurements of how much skin surface area is available for display versus, how much is shown in that outfit.

Any volunteers?

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Private enterprise at it's finest.

 

[ucfgrad93]

Private enterprise at it's finest.

Agreed. While the ad was kinda tacky, it worked.

 

[Prof.]

You know you're gay when the first thing you looked at was the car and not the girl.

Now a hot naked guy on the other hand...

 

[j26]

So this is what you straight guys find attractive?

The suspension looks in decent nick, so yeah.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

You know you're gay when the first thing you looked at was the car and not the girl.

Speaking as a straight male who is also a rabid car guy, I can say that <guilty expression> the first thing I saw was the car...

...but, within an instant I recognized it as a boring early 90's Lincoln Town Car in an ugly blue, and moved on to the lass. A much better proposition than the car!

 

[Sun Baked]

You know you're gay when the first thing you looked at was the car and not the girl.

Now a hot naked guy on the other hand...

I don't know, there are guys that have been arrested for molesting cars.

You know you are hopeless, when you are attracted to a 1990 Town Car.