How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car

[shfreelance]

You know you are hopeless, when you are attracted to a 1990 Town Car.

I know... I am gay and see nothing worth looking at... Give me a nice lifted up truck and we are talking.

 

[Lord Blackadder]

You know you are hopeless, when you are attracted to a 1990 Town Car.

...unless you are a small-time gangster, down-on-his luck NYC "black cab" driver or the guy who delivers pizzas from our local Dominoes.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I reckon she's been carefully position to strategically cover up a large dent or massive rust patch.

Caveat emptor...

 

[bartelby]

I reckon she's been carefully position to strategically cover up a large dent or massive rust patch.

Caveat emptor...

And suspect staining on the upholstery...

 

[Prof.]

I reckon she's been carefully position to strategically cover up a large dent or massive rust patch.

Caveat emptor...

My guess is the headlight is bashed in.

 

[Abstract]

You know you are hopeless, when you are attracted to a 1990 Town Car.

I like cars, but I can't understand why you'd stare at the car first, even if you like cars.


From a distance, it looks like she's leaning on Renee Zellweger. *shakes head*

 

[r1ch4rd]

I don't know, there are guys that have been arrested for molesting cars.

Just remember to let the exhaust pipe cool down first... trust me.

 

[sushi]

Private enterprise at it's finest.

That much is certain!

My guess is the headlight is bashed in.

I don't know, her headlights look fine to me ... oh you mean the car.

 

[SFStateStudent]

Sir, the title is extremely misleading: She is hardly "half-naked"

That's right; half-naked would imply that either the top-half, the bottom-half or the middle-half would be nekked! I see none of that; oh, nice car...

 

[wvuwhat]

I was thinking along those lines as well.

Great minds think alike...haha.