O.K where do I start with this little lot then?
Right, well firstly I didn't mention anything about when it was launched (I don't care). Secondly, I didn't mention anything about how many they have sold because, you guessed it, I don't care. Lastly, I didn't mention anything about specifications.**
Also, and to help you along a little bit, I'm perfectly aware it's called the HTC One Max. I, on the other hand brilliantly labelled it the HTC Maximum Sucky, ya know, for a joke?
Anywho I own a HTC One and my point still stands. It's rubbish.
**I will mention specs now though. This ultra pixel stuff they are pushing? The worst camera on a smart phone in the last 5 years. It is constantly out of focus and there is a blur spot on every image. You can't polish a turd brother and whichever way up you look at it 4mp is not enough.
I really enjoyed your post but I particularly enjoyed the irony in me being called a troll!. Fabulous.