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Waloshin,

Sounds like a very interesting problem to which I would suggest the following simple but subtle solution. If you've got the technical wherewithal. It sounds to like you might just have the geek gumption for this.

Active Noise Cancelling.

You will need a microphone, an oscilloscope, a computer, some cardboard duct tape and a fan. You already have a computer, so you're already one step ahead. The microphone and oscilloscope are not strictly necessary if you want to take an experimental approach, so all you need to do is go out and find a fan.

Most of the noise is coming from the fan, so it will be easiest (and cheapest) to use another fan to generate the cancellation waves. You'll want a fan with variable fan speeds. Not just low, medium and high, but totally rheostatic. If you can't find one, you can make one by wiring a rheostat into the motor.

Ideally, what you need to do is draw a 3D sound wave map of your room. Sound bounces off of surfaces, so you want to hit every corner and see what the the frequency and direction are. You could cheat a little by doing only around your bed, but that will make it harder.

Set your fan on the other side of your bed as the server. Turn it on.

Now comes the hard part.

Stick the cardboard into the fan blades as it spins. You'll hear a loud flapping noise. This is normal. What you need to do find the right speed of the fan and the length of the cardboard to generate the correct cancellation waves. The cardboard is important. Notice how it generates a different sound as it goes in and out? That's the trick.

You'll want to do this with a friend, because different parts of your room will cancel differently and you may have to move the fan around quite a bit and you want it to be silent around your bed.

Try it out. Once you hit the right combination of location, speed and cardboard length to cancel the biggest waves around your bed, I'll tell you what to do with the sound map you made.

Of course, this is much easier if you have access to a flux capacitive oscillation overthruster to generate those standing pressure (sound) waves.
 
Don't put it in a closet, it will overheat.
You can't use WOL for standard network requests. It's best for cases where you say OH CRAP, I chose shutdown instead of restart. You can still log into another machine and start the server remotely.

It's not bad for your hearing, but it's bad for your A/C and electric bills.

I have an interesting idea. Look around town for a company that will co-locate for you. It should be cheap since you're using your server, and you can have them ensure your bandwidth is capped so you don't get squashed with a $75,000 bill the day that Slashdot links to you.

Problem solved. You have it in a server class installation, have full remote access rights, and get to sleep at night. :cool:


Hmm.. I have had my server in my closet for the past 4 years and I have yet to experience any over heating. Don't get me wrong it does get a little warm. I also leave the door cracked a little most of the time also. Keep in mind, it is located in my office closet.

I think we should also ask the OP, what does he really plan on doing with it? Is this something that maybe you could use a virtual machine for? Get rid of the server, install vmware or sun's virtual box? You really didn't say what you wanted to do with it.
 
Running a server in your house for no reason is a waste of money, IMO.

Someone gave me an Apple Xserve RAID and a Relion 240 (both are rack mount) and I knew I wouldn't want them in my house. Loud, waste of electricity, and a waste of space. I brought them to work and tossed them in the rack we have there.

My advice, find a colocation facility, or only turn it on when you need it. To leave it running when you have no set purpose for it makes no sense to me. For $300 you can build a quiet PC and throw a bunch of hard drives in it for a 'server'.
 
Servers aren't meant to be quiet nor put in someones bedroom.

I haver a SUN ULTRA M4 and is less noise than a regular pc (And have 8 fans!. Only noise when first run or have a a lot of dust)
 
Run it when you want to mess with it, shut it down otherwise. I imagine its going to be a nice heat source in the room as well as being loud too. Not the best idea ive ever heard.
 
You didn't need to buy a server. You can turn anything into a server, if it serves you data or services, it's a server. I turned my old desktop PC into a server, chucked on a copy of Linux and it hosted my website with apache and my files with Samba and FTP.

I guess what I'm eventually getting at is that don't think you need to buy something labelled a server to have a server. Anything can be a server. And don't go buying overkill specs either, file storage, web hosting, email, FTP etc. runs on anything.
 
You didn't need to buy a server. You can turn anything into a server, if it serves you data or services, it's a server. I turned my old desktop PC into a server, chucked on a copy of Linux and it hosted my website with apache and my files with Samba and FTP.

I guess what I'm eventually getting at is that don't think you need to buy something labelled a server to have a server. Anything can be a server. And don't go buying overkill specs either, file storage, web hosting, email, FTP etc. runs on anything.

How true this is, to an extent. While most real servers have better memory, processors, faster hard drives, etc, in general if it serves data it is a server. Rack servers are for companies that need a lot of servers in a small space. Thus, racks are for storing multiple systems where storing large towers wouldn't be possible.

Having said that, running a web/ftp/email server on *most* home cable lines is a bad idea. Bad bad bad. Running an intranet is fine, but for the outside, just don't do it unless you have really high upload speeds or a site that hardly anyone wants to visit anyway. I am a strong believer that web servers belong in data centers not houses.
 
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