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Dude. You need to move. It sucks, but just move.

You live above a cafe. What do you expect?

You aren't going to win this one. You should have been filing official complaints with your landlord every time that you were disturbed. "ginger-menace"? If I received a letter like that, I would think that you were a wack-job (no offense).

If you want to be taken seriously, you should have written a serious letter.

"You don’t HAVE to live here" - exactly.

I know cafes here that open up at 6 am- so they start prepping at 5 am, and don't close until midnight- so they don't finish cleaning until 1 am. Cafes are noisy. Clearly, your walls/floors are thin.

I would guess that the business below is paying more monthly rent than you are. I would guess that the landlord is going to side with the cafe.


Just move..... I would suggest trying to find somewhere that maybe isn't above a cafe/bar?
 
I always recommend the Best of Barney Songs.

Nothing like a purple dino singing on an endless loop to make people suicide.

That's my jam, as soon as I come home I play that full blast on bose speakers and use bass booster.
 
Dude. You need to move. It sucks, but just move.

You live above a cafe. What do you expect?

consideration for others, not pettiness from the woman who rents the cafe and deliberate noise pollution from gobby teenagers on minimum wage who work there.

You aren't going to win this one. You should have been filing official complaints with your landlord every time that you were disturbed. "ginger-menace"? If I received a letter like that, I would think that you were a wack-job (no offense).

If you want to be taken seriously, you should have written a serious letter.

I just did a search and replace on the original letter, replacing "her name" with "ginger-menace" and obviously removing my own name and address details. This is explained in the first paragraph of my original post.

"You don’t HAVE to live here" - exactly.

I know cafes here that open up at 6 am- so they start prepping at 5 am, and don't close until midnight- so they don't finish cleaning until 1 am. Cafes are noisy. Clearly, your walls/floors are thin.

I would guess that the business below is paying more monthly rent than you are. I would guess that the landlord is going to side with the cafe.

Just move..... I would suggest trying to find somewhere that maybe isn't above a cafe/bar?

The rent I pay is only £25pw less than the cafe, with the flat next door too, who've also complained to her about the noise in the past, the landlord is making £40pw more from the flats than the cafe and don't forget a woman at the letting agency used to RUN the cafe, causing no issues with either flat till the new tenant moved from wherever she got her squawk of an accent.

If you'd read anything I'd put you'd see I have nowhere to MOVE TO and the point is, I shouldn't have to.

Not to mention, since about 19, I've had kind of agoraphobia and suffer massive anxiety when I'm too far away from friends, family and familiarity, not to mention, I can't even stand being in a vehicle for much more than 45 minutes and as a result, have never learned to drive because I honestly couldn't handle the stress of it. I haven't had a holiday since the age 15 because of this.
 
Sorry but to many non american colloquialisms to really understand your rant.
Yeah, damn limeys, SPEAK AMERICAN! :rolleyes:



On topicly...

That's messed up. Did you know that the space below you could be rented commercially when you signed your letting agreement? If so, who was occupying the space before this cafe? It sounds like a very UNsoundproof place and maybe you were just lucky before.
The "ginger menace" family sound like rude bastards but you've made enemies now and that's how it's just going to be until something gets worked out. I wouldn't try to escalate the situation with them as it will likely only bring you more misery. Complaints to the letting agent should give you better results than the years of trying to reason with ginger menace fam. Good luck.
 
Sorry, but, you really have to be mentally capable of understanding gibberish to understand your statement.


If what you (djjclark) are saying is that, many Americans won't understand his rant, I'd like to let you know that I do, and I'm only 15.
It really doesn't take that much to figure out what certain words mean from using context clues.

Easy on the comma splicing.
 
Umm...you live above a cafe. And you expected it to be quiet? I mean...SERIOUSLY? :confused::confused::confused:

You need to move.

Sorry - I agree with this.

It's like the man who complained about the sound of light aircraft launching gliders during a competition. The competition director wanted to write a letter of apology and attach a voucher for a free glider flight, and he almost choked when he heard the address... "Mr Smith, Airfield Cottage......"

Cafe's are places of work with awkward opening hours. You should have seen it coming I'm afraid. I feel sorry for you - but for the exact reasons you talk about, I turned down some cheap student accommodation above a fast food place 10-15 years ago.

Also...

The sound made by one tenant annoying the other is nothing to do with the landlord. It's between you, and the other tenant. If you actually think you have a case, you should be speaking to the local council about statutory nuisance. All the Landlord cares about is getting rent, and not getting the place trashed. That's it. If you have a problem with the Cafe, you should be taking it up with the Cafe, or people who have jurisdiction over the cafe - such as the Council. The Landlord is the wrong point man for this.
 
Cafe's are places of work with awkward opening hours. You should have seen it coming I'm afraid.

This is the English countryside not a city, I'd expect the cafe to shut fairly early and open moderately late too - you'd certainly expect people not to make unnecessary noise at 6am, that isn't cool. Now 7.30am is another story.
 
This is the English countryside not a city, I'd expect the cafe to shut fairly early and open moderately late too - you'd certainly expect people not to make unnecessary noise at 6am, that isn't cool. Now 7.30am is another story.

That's the exact situation. Finally someone who can see where I'm coming from on this!

:-D

They're open from 7.30am till 3pm. Those times aren't exactly anything to complain about, it's more the noise first thing and how inconsiderate some of the staff have being before that time of day.

The cafe itself doesn't make much noise when it's packed at lunch time etc... but I don't see what they're doing so early to start with. They're not a bakery, they just do the usual coffee, sandwiches and bacon sandwiches. That takes all of 10 minutes to make at most and there's usually 2 or 3 people working there by 7.30. It's the very loud early morning conversations and generally inconsiderate behaviour that I'm concerned about.

My letting agency is only open tuesday's to thursdays and I'm going in to pay rent later on today, I'm sure the fact the woman I pay my rent to used to run the cafe is going to add weight to my compliant.
 
Its also worth noting that the British aren't really big on eating breakfast out compared to other countries. I don't remember ever eating breakfast out in the UK (obviously if I was staying in a hotel I'd eat there).
 
Seems to me like it is time to find a new place to live.
I think this is good advice even if the OP's village is small.

Wait, to the OP, did you know there was a place of business beneath your flat before you moved in?
Reminds me of those who choose to live around an airport then complain about the airplane noise. Makes no sense to me.

OP, I suggest looking for another place to live or be prepared to deal with the noise. Personally, I think stress wise it would be a whole lot easier to move.
 
....I'd expect....

Why would you 'expect' anything. Before you move into a place that's over a Cafe - you look and see when it IS open, not when you EXPECT it to be open.

And again - what does this have to do with the letting agency or the landlord (answer, nothing)

If a case of statutory nuisance from excessive source if occurring -it's a council issue, not a landlord issue.

Broken windows, bust boiler, mouldy shower curtain - that's what you go to a landlord for. Not noisy neighbours who happen to share the same landlord.

Consider this - if the Cafe was rented from someone else, would you go to THAT landlord and complain? No. There's not grounds to do so. "Excuse me - another tenant of yours is being inconsiderate". So what? What should they care. Is the place getting trashed? No. Are they getting their rent cheque? Yes. That's a happy landlord. You would be surprised just how few rights landlords have. There is nothing, nothing at all, that they can do about this situation.

I feel sorry for the OP - but I'm afraid it's put up or move on, unless he's prepared to go to the only body that has the power to do something - the council. Chances are, they will turn around and say "You live over a Cafe sir - of course there's going to be noise and smells. That's what Cafe's make. And bacon and eggs."

Seriously - did this occur..

"Oo - a flat above a Cafe. Hmm...that will NEVER ever smell of food, and of course, I'll avoid finding out if it's busy in the morning or if the council have conditions on their licence to function as a business"


In brief.

Point 1. It's a cafe. It's going to smell, and its' going to be loud. You should have seen it coming.
Point 2. What tenants do is not really the landlords business, and certainly not under their control. The landlord is NOT the point man for noisy neighbors.
Point 3. If you think you have a genuine beef (and I'm sorry to say I don't think you do) write a noise diary, take measurements, document any requests you've made to the cafe to cease being noisy, and contact environmental health at your local council to see if it would be possible to have a noise abatement order issued.

The short answer is this. Put up with it, or move. It sucks - but that's, basically, your options. Welcome to the real world - it's rammed full of idiots and a****oles.
 
Think about it, they don't do it to intentionally annoy YOU.

SOLUTIONS:
Why don't you move?
Get heavy rug / sound absorbent material.
Play background music.



Reminds me of those who choose to live around an airport then complain about the airplane noise. Makes no sense to me.

Because the rent is probably cheaper than other places.
 
I think quite a few have forgotten that he mentioned that he got on fine with the previous owner of the cafe.

To use the airport example:

If you moved next to an airport because you didnt mind the noise at 7am and during the day, but then they changed the regulations and planes started earlier you would have some right to be annoyed.
 
Why would you 'expect' anything. Before you move into a place that's over a Cafe - you look and see when it IS open, not when you EXPECT it to be open.

I know when it's open having lived in the village for my entire life, it's got no bearing on when they choose to start work in the morning beforehand or how considerate they are to the people living nearby. She leaves the back of the flat in a mess. That is shared area for all 3 tenants and legally has to be left clear for access because it's a terrace block of houses with shops below.

And again - what does this have to do with the letting agency or the landlord (answer, nothing)

If they got involved in a dispute over electric money owed to the cafe because it's the landlord who only fitted a separate electric meter to one flat and a sub-meter to the other, then by rights, it's the land lord who needs to get involved on this issue too otherwise it's a gross double standard.

If a case of statutory nuisance from excessive source if occurring -it's a council issue, not a landlord issue.

Broken windows, bust boiler, mouldy shower curtain - that's what you go to a landlord for. Not noisy neighbours who happen to share the same landlord.

I'm talking about maybe a 1 hour period between 5.50 - 6am and 6.30 - 7am. The only people who might be disturbed by the noise are the people living above and as I've said, a previous tenant of the flat next door was complaining to her just after 6am about the noise within 3 days of moving in.

I have complained about extractors not working sufficiently in both my own flat and the cafe below, you certainly shouldn't "Expect cooking smells" through floorboards if the extractor system for the kitchen below was in working order. I'm hardly leaving a window open and then being shocked when I can smell food cooking within half an hour of them opening :p

Consider this - if the Cafe was rented from someone else, would you go to THAT landlord and complain? No. There's not grounds to do so. "Excuse me - another tenant of yours is being inconsiderate". So what? What should they care. Is the place getting trashed? No. Are they getting their rent cheque? Yes. That's a happy landlord. You would be surprised just how few rights landlords have. There is nothing, nothing at all, that they can do about this situation.

Like I said above. The landlord got involved when the cafe made unreasonable demands for an electic bill payment as a come back for my last complaint to them about their early morning noise. In fact, even though I'd paid the bill the following weekend, I still got a letter from the landlord saying to pay the cafe £100 in the next 7 days or they'd fit a card meter.

This in contrast to needing the bathroom window replacing since 2006 because the wood in the frame is so damp I can't open it for fear of it falling out and they painted all the doors green at the request of the cafe, telling me at the time they'd had a window cut to size last summer and yet I'm STILL waiting for it to be done even now.

I feel sorry for the OP - but I'm afraid it's put up or move on, unless he's prepared to go to the only body that has the power to do something - the council. Chances are, they will turn around and say "You live over a Cafe sir - of course there's going to be noise and smells. That's what Cafe's make. And bacon and eggs."

Seriously - did this occur..

"Oo - a flat above a Cafe. Hmm...that will NEVER ever smell of food, and of course, I'll avoid finding out if it's busy in the morning or if the council have conditions on their licence to function as a business"

That's just the kind of arrogance I get from the woman downstairs or her husband if I've ever complained about anything while he was there!

"Did you read the bit about the extractor in the kitchen below not working properly and being noisy when it's turned on?"

Didn't think so!

I think apart from all the people I know from London, there's a bit of truth in the whole "north/south divide" thing so far people's general manner and attitude to others is concerned.

In brief.

Point 1. It's a cafe. It's going to smell, and its' going to be loud. You should have seen it coming.
Point 2. What tenants do is not really the landlords business, and certainly not under their control. The landlord is NOT the point man for noisy neighbors.
Point 3. If you think you have a genuine beef (and I'm sorry to say I don't think you do) write a noise diary, take measurements, document any requests you've made to the cafe to cease being noisy, and contact environmental health at your local council to see if it would be possible to have a noise abatement order issued.

The short answer is this. Put up with it, or move. It sucks - but that's, basically, your options. Welcome to the real world - it's rammed full of idiots and a****oles.

1) My friend lived next door for years and he never had any problems with the PREVIOUS people who ran the cafe at all. He also had a dedicated electric meter and heard the pie man in the morning too sometimes but entering the cafe noisily, not directly below his bedroom. He was only there once in a while because he works for a tour bus company for months at a time and it was only when his girlfriend moved in that I had someone there all the time next door who could actually hear it quite regularly themselves.

2) The landlord got involved when she decided I had no right to complain about anything she's responsible for then started bitching about it being 2 months since I paid the electric after changing jobs. It was late summer at the time and I paid it next pay day. The landlord should have fitted an entirely separate meter for each property to start with.

3) I may just take a copy of the letter to the council offices to ask their advice. Everything I've ever complained about regarding the back of the flat and not receiving wheelie bins etc... have fallen on deaf ears when I've complained previously though.

I usually pay my rent every 2nd Thursday so will go down on the normal day to the letting agency to give them time to read through the letter
 
How about suggesting a reasonable solution to the problem instead of expecting noise from a cafe to lessen?

Insulation between the floor joists? Some other kind of sound proofing? All installed by the landlord, of course.
 
How about suggesting a reasonable solution to the problem instead of expecting noise from a cafe to lessen?

Insulation between the floor joists? Some other kind of sound proofing? All installed by the landlord, of course.

It would certainly be warmer with a thicker carpet in the bedroom in winter.
 
This is the English countryside not a city, I'd expect the cafe to shut fairly early and open moderately late too - you'd certainly expect people not to make unnecessary noise at 6am, that isn't cool. Now 7.30am is another story.

7:30 am is another story? Why? 6 am is perfectly reasonable for prepping a cafe for the morning rush. Does everyone sleep-in in England or something?

"Oo - a flat above a Cafe. Hmm...that will NEVER ever smell of food, and of course, I'll avoid finding out if it's busy in the morning or if the council have conditions on their licence to function as a business"

In brief.

Point 1. It's a cafe. It's going to smell, and its' going to be loud. You should have seen it coming.
Point 2. What tenants do is not really the landlords business, and certainly not under their control. The landlord is NOT the point man for noisy neighbors.
Point 3. If you think you have a genuine beef (and I'm sorry to say I don't think you do) write a noise diary, take measurements, document any requests you've made to the cafe to cease being noisy, and contact environmental health at your local council to see if it would be possible to have a noise abatement order issued.

The short answer is this. Put up with it, or move. It sucks - but that's, basically, your options. Welcome to the real world - it's rammed full of idiots and a****oles.

It smells like eggs and bacon up here. Hmmm..... that's weird, it's not like I live above a cafe or....... oh, wait, never mind.

Agree and agree.

consideration for others, not pettiness from the woman who rents the cafe and deliberate noise pollution from gobby teenagers on minimum wage who work there.

I would guess that your dislike for, and annoyance with, the cafe and it's owners has led you to believe that the noise is deliberate. I don't think that they are out to get you.
I mean, sh*t, if I lived above a cafe I would try to be best friends with them so I could get free coffee and food!

They are running a business, which is stressful enough. They shouldn't have to tip-toe around in the morning while they are busy prepping the cafe for the morning customers.

If you'd read anything I'd put you'd see I have nowhere to MOVE TO and the point is, I shouldn't have to.

Nowhere to move? There isn't a single other apartment available in the village? Not one? Reminds me of the Tuscany Seinfeld episode.....


Reminds me of those who choose to live around an airport then complain about the airplane noise. Makes no sense to me.

Exactly- you nailed it right on the head.

Unless the cafe owners are marching around, banging pots together and hitting their ceiling with broomsticks, you have no argument. You live above a cafe.


I think that you are just looking for people to 100% agree with you. It just ain't gonna happen.
 
The point is, I've lived in the village my entire life, it's a small place with very little property and I've no intention of moving away because someone who moved here for whatever reason has no consideration for others. Her husband is a self-employed gardener with his own equipment and stuff, there's no reason why they even moved to the village in the first place.

Its not really important if you have lived their your whole life, that's your choice just as it was their choice to take over the cafe.

Whilst you have some valid complaints you letter is very emotional, and at points pithy. I expect the landlord will not do much to help you as you seem unhinged.

The noise complaints belong with council, they will have regulations regarding that. The same could be said for the faulty extractors.

A polite letter to the landlord asking that, "because of previous disputes with the current tenants of the cafe, would you please install a separate electricity meter" might work better. raise the other items regarding the unit too.

But keep in mind, not everyone is going to share your opinion of one thing or another, if you think you improved the flat and ask for a new window (or whatever) don't expect much if the landlord did not ask for the improvement in the first place.


This is an example of what councils can do:

http://www.north-ayrshire.gov.uk/na...7C9DE7DDD45DF21B8025709F004B64D4?OpenDocument
 
I would guess that your dislike for, and annoyance with, the cafe and it's owners has led you to believe that the noise is deliberate. I don't think that they are out to get you.
I mean, sh*t, if I lived above a cafe I would try to be best friends with them so I could get free coffee and food!

The first time a girl opened up and I complained, she was really cocky and shouted "It's not even that loud" when I complained. When I asked why she was having to shout, all I got was the classic, "whatever" response you'd expect of a real life Vicky Pollard but she did turn it down.

I saw a girl who works there in the pub later on that night and she said she'd explained to the other girl why I was annoyed at that time of the day because it was early and I didn't want to be woken up.

I'd being up till nearly 3am the previous night after having a long chat with friend who was upset after finding out his brother had completely fried his mind smoking too much skunk weed after his parents had called to tell him about it.

You can't tell me the girl who I complained to previously deliberately turning music up the next time she's working there and completely ignoring me banging on their door when she could see me through the kitchen window wasn't deliberate?

I was so livid, if I'd gone round the front of the cafe and just walked in, there would have being a broken radio thrown out of my front window within 30 seconds of confiscating it.

Also, I've had one the luke warm bacon sandwiches they serve up down there before, they're awful.
 
Barkmonster- my suggestion is that you move. I don't think you situation is going to change. Your sensitivity to the "cooking smells" is pretty crazy. I've lived above restaurants. No matter how good their ventilation, it's going to smell like food- especially if your windows are open. Where do you think they vent to? Outside.

Good luck- but I think you're gonna lose this one.
 
Call your local environmental health office. Get them to send you a diary pack, then log each incident. Once you get five incidents they will send out an inspector to officially warn the café owner. If the café owner continues with their non-ambient noise levels at 6am they will commence proceedings.

I did the same with the shop I live above, who insisted on having restockers working into the early hours complete with music and other loud noise. After a prosecution we don't hear a peep out of them.
 
They've already taken notice of my letter and they're fitting a new, double glazed bathroom window as I'm typing this!

I haven't heard gob-sh*te tennis at 6am downstairs since either.

Nowhere to move? There isn't a single other apartment available in the village? Not one? Reminds me of the Tuscany Seinfeld episode.....
Barkmonster- my suggestion is that you move. I don't think you situation is going to change.

It's a small village. The property prices are VERY high because it's close to a lot of local business and a lot of people like to move here from all over to work at those companies, taking up most of the rented property too.

This makes it difficult to EVER find anything available to start with and if you can, it's usually very expensive for what it is. For instance, in a nearby town that's like the set off shameless, you can rent a 2 bedroom house with a garden for £75 a month more than I pay for a really small flat.

I only have a small living room, an even smaller bedroom and "annexes" for the kitchen and bathroom that are simply too small to be classed as an actual room.

(The kitchen is very basic and only the width of the doorway + the work surfaces and appliances. There's just enough room for an oven, work top and fridge. The "Bathroom" just has a shower, a sink, a toilet and a window I can't open).

Where I live, someone was trying to charge £100pw for a flat smaller than mine because it was self-contained and not over a shop. There's literally NOTHING else apart from what I've got and I'm not moving away from friends and family. If it was money alone that motivated me, I could live in a dodgy area of any number of different places within 10 miles of the village, but it wouldn't be my home and I'd hate it.

I don't think you situation is going to change. Your sensitivity to the "cooking smells" is pretty crazy. I've lived above restaurants. No matter how good their ventilation, it's going to smell like food- especially if your windows are open. Where do you think they vent to? Outside/

As I've said, I DON'T have my windows open, it's a problem with the extractor system downstairs, not the blindingly obvious.

I've already complained to the letting agency about my own extractors needing sorting out and they've done nothing in 3 months. They haven't being serviced as long as I've lived here and I imagine from the amount of noise the extractors downstairs, combined with how in-effective they are, it's the same situation with the cafe.

Originally Posted by barkmonster View Post
Also, I've had one the luke warm bacon sandwiches they serve up down there before, they're awful.
I don't doubt it, if it was after your complaints.

:-D

It was when I first moved in. A few friends helped with the lifting and van driving etc... and I bought them breakfast from the cafe and loads of beer in the pub later on for helping me out!
 
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