PCs are for the leather and latex S&M crowd -- those who love a machine that is painfully difficult to use, necrophiles who are thrilled by the blue screen of death, daredevils who feel like James Bond because their computer is filled with spyware and Evil Kenevil wannabes who love the sight of a good crash.
eji - It's because they're not as common over here. Most people have the fear because they've just never seen one, and don't know what to expect. Everyone I've showed my Powerbook to so far on the course has either been impressed, or at least admitted that they're Ok. (...)
I don't think I've ever encountered such outright hostility towards Macs as I have in the UK. Maybe it has something to do with the British mindset, which some of the UK Mac users on these forums have managed to shake. Maybe it's just the people I meet.
I think when he was younger he must have been raped by a Classic or something, he's really got some issues.
British people just have a different sense of humor than we do. Very dry, self-deprecating, and sarcastic. This article is ENTIRELY tongue-in-cheek. He actually loves Macs and envies those of us who use them.
I'll just repeat the comment I posted on the actual Guardian website:
Still, he's better than Zoe Williams. I refuse to buy the Guardian simply because I know that some of my money will be going to fund the bilge that she comes out with every week.![]()
I can cope with Zoe, but who is that horrific bint who's just started a couple of pages in the Saturday magazine? I usually read it cover to cover, but I have to skip her because she makes me all angered of a Saturday.![]()
I seem to remember they actually won an award for it. Probably the Observer awards or maybe the Manchester Evening News ones![]()
When I sit down to use a Mac, the first thing I think is, "I hate Macs", and then I think, "Why has this rubbish aspirational ornament only got one mouse button?" Losing that second mouse button feels like losing a limb. If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands. But then, if the ads were really honest, Webb would be dressed in unbelievably po-faced avant-garde clothing with a gigantic glowing apple on his back.
This guy (funny or not) is a horrible writer, he did not use any legitimate evidence to back up his claims on why he actually hates Macs.