Actually I think Glenn Beck would make a fine President, I have no idea what you are talking about.![]()
I almost threw up when I read this. Please, no jokes like that
Actually I think Glenn Beck would make a fine President, I have no idea what you are talking about.![]()
Snort. That was funny!Actually I think Glenn Beck would make a fine President, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Thanks for sharing!Here is something entertaining:
Red Vs Blue, Real Life vs Internet (probably NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04JmsnwbyAo
Spend it on a bigger penis. You should receive an email offer regarding this very shortly. No pun intended.
That is great!!! How are you going to spend it???!?!?!?!?!?!
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I'm taking away your keys to the interwebz newbie.
I ALWAYS reply to these emails with a link to a site that is VERY frightening. It opens about 50 windows, announces "Hey everybody! I'm watching g** p***!" and shows images that even disturb me, a former troll. And no matter what you do it will constantly pop up with new pages. You can't quit it unless you're smart enough to pull the plug or reach the Task Manager, which I doubt any Nigerian can do. Keep in mind these people are using public machines...with people around them! Hahaha, imagine the looks on their faces!
So I just put in the message "I've transferred money through the intermediary you recommended, you can access all of my account information at the link provided. *Link*" Or something to that effectI love some of the viruses they send in response with 50 nigerian obscenities hahaha.
I'm the OP. I was born... but I wasn't born yesterday. OF course I knew right away that it is a scam. They just blast these things out to thousands of people hoping to lure one or two into the trap.
I ALWAYS reply to these emails with a link to a site that is VERY frightening. It opens about 50 windows, announces "Hey everybody! I'm watching g** p***!" and shows images that even disturb me, a former troll. And no matter what you do it will constantly pop up with new pages. You can't quit it unless you're smart enough to pull the plug or reach the Task Manager, which I doubt any Nigerian can do. Keep in mind these people are using public machines...with people around them! Hahaha, imagine the looks on their faces!
So I just put in the message "I've transferred money through the intermediary you recommended, you can access all of my account information at the link provided. *Link*" Or something to that effectI love some of the viruses they send in response with 50 nigerian obscenities hahaha.
scammer said:Dear Friend,
I am happy to inform you about my success in getting your winning funds under the cooperation of a new partner from South Africa. Presently I'm in South Africa for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile,I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to get your winnings despite that failed somehow.
I have made a deposit of $500.000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS)in addition to your lottery winnings of $5.5m now amounting to $6,000,000.00 (Six million United States Dollars) with the Mr.Steve Richard. Now contact the Mr.Steve Richard ,Find below his contact information.
LICUTION DIPLOMATIC SOLUTION & FINANCE.
NAME: Mr.Steve Richard
TEL: +234-802-760-6388
E-MAIL: steve_richard2009@rogers.com
Ask him to send you the total $6,000,000.00 (SIX MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) certified bank Cheque, which I raised in your favor for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempt in this matter.I really appreciated your efforts at that time.
Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act.You have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately. After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we have resolved in finding a solution to your last unclaimed problem.
So feel free and get in touch with Mr. Steve Richard and give him your address where to send the draft to you or rather inform him about a telegraphic wire transfer if you like. Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque to enable us share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.In the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which the new partner and me are having at hand,finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the Mr.Steve Richard without any delay.
Best regards,
Dr.Hilary Moore
Unclaimed Reward
I ALWAYS reply to these emails with a link to a site that is VERY frightening. It opens about 50 windows, announces "Hey everybody! I'm watching g** p***!" and shows images that even disturb me, a former troll. And no matter what you do it will constantly pop up with new pages. You can't quit it unless you're smart enough to pull the plug or reach the Task Manager, which I doubt any Nigerian can do. Keep in mind these people are using public machines...with people around them! Hahaha, imagine the looks on their faces!
So I just put in the message "I've transferred money through the intermediary you recommended, you can access all of my account information at the link provided. *Link*" Or something to that effectI love some of the viruses they send in response with 50 nigerian obscenities hahaha.
No sir, a troll forages for himself >8o
At any rate, I fell asleep about half through Kittens, that crap is looooong. Funny how when I look up cats and kittens I got TOTALLY different results, hahahaha.
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Well, making it sounds "too" foreign all but defeats the purpose by raising xenophobic antennae. Best to slip in under the radar. Far enough away that you can't fact-check easily, familiar enough that he might be someone you grew up with. It's as much a part of the formula as most Internet scams commenting on how everyone else is a scammer but them. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad... sad, 'cause they wouldn't do it if it didn't work.What I always love about these things is that no matter where in the world the supposed contact person is (in this one, China), the contact person's name is always some very plain American/English-style name. Really? Frank Wright is the China manager of the Hong Kong Casino? Yes, I know that there are Americans/English people working in China, Nigeria, and any other country...but I'd be much more inclined to believe that Hangzou Xingxang was my China contact than Frank Wright.