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Solar powered. 10-month standby once charged. I’ve worn these for about seven-years now and never had one die, and I don’t change my daily behavior in any way to maintain them.
I don’t have to charge it over-night. It doesn’t light up, vibrate, open apps or do derpy butt-dial things under any circumstances. Not when I’m washing my hands, in physical contact with others, nor falling asleep with it on will it do ANYTHING I do not intend. It also doesn’t get interrupted when I just want to see the time. It displays the time every second of operation. I don’t have to tap it, tilt it, or use some tacky unrefined gestures to show the watch face. I can even tell time while it’s on the counter and I’m not even touching it, even in direct sunlight! During calls, texts, FaceTime or music streaming I can count on it without the most minute of second thoughts.
It’s second-nature now. What time is it? Ah, there it is. Amazing to receive information 100% of the time, in every occasion, without distraction, obstruction or bother.
Amazingly, I never have to wonder if it has connected to a wireless source to update the time. When beginning or ending DST, I know what time it is because I know it didn’t shift over-night. I can say the same when crossing time-zones. Isn’t it frustrating when you have to check that your devices updated, and some devices have but others are lagging? Think no-more. You can rest assured that no matter where you go, or what day it is, the time is set to whatever YOU last set it to. “Oh crap I guess my watch didn’t update. Wait did it? Hold on. What time is it here?” Yeh, I’ve never had that happen when wearing a watch. I know I crossed a time-zone, I know to add or subtract an hour from my local time, the end. Meanwhile, I’ve checked my iPhone repeatedly to see when it finally updates. Let’s just say, I’m glad I had the watch to fall-back on. Of course I understand DST is not everywhere, but those countries will come around and advance in time.
It has this amazing feature that is built in. It has an audible ticking noise. Say, for instance, you have to perform a function for a given number of seconds, or that you have to count how many seconds elapse. This feature really comes in handy.
Check it out. In photography, I often have to count exposure time in seconds. I also have to count intervals in seconds. I can’t tell you how much I miss my watch if I don’t bring it along for photography because of how easy it makes this. Imagine holding a camera viewfinder to your eye. Your wrist is right beside your face. This makes it ideal to use the audible tick feature to keep track of time. Hold the shutter, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, release. It’s accurate to a fraction of a second and doesn’t have to be downloaded, installed, opened etc. It just always provides this function. I use it in more situations than I can count.
Then there’s the face. The time is displayed in a spatial representation rather than an abstract numeral. Just like a loading-bar grows as it progresses, as we use pie-charts to view drive partition size or space used, or how all of our apps have sliders to adjust values such as saturation, scale, and duration. It’s so easy to know the current time at a single glance, even if you can’t actually see the hour marks. It’s also especially easy to do relative time calculations completely intuitively. This is a feature I could not live without. Too much of my work and hobbies requires tracking relative rather than specific times.
Let the engine idle for ten-minutes. Let cure for thirty-minutes. “I’ll be there in five!”. “Estimated download time: 13-minutes”. Delivery in thirty-minutes or less. “Give me ten minutes and come back”.
It’s so easy to do relative time calculation, it doesn’t require thought, math, or even the specific time. You know what thirty-minutes looks like, right? It’s straight across from whatever the current minute position is. Five minutes will be equal to the relative distance of the minute-hand to the hour mark, but to the next hour mark. Fifteen-minutes is a quarter of the face. I wanted to switch to a Casio digital, but looking at numerals all day and requiring everything to be specific and require math was nauseating. Nothing will ever be more simple than a spatial representation of time.
Bugs: none
Software update frequency: N/A
Compatibility: Human
Display DPI: better than your eyes
Time between recharges: 10-months if you leave it in a box. Otherwise no recharge necessary. Ever.
Benefits: works with gloves, always-on display, becomes even more readable in direct sunlight, audible ticking feature, watch band compatibility is endless, doesn’t look like wearing a 90’s kids spy-watch.
Well, you wanted somebody to talk sense into you. I truly feel sad for anybody that considers getting a clap-trap watch.
I say this just because I want people to be happy, and I hear more grief from the people around me that have “smart” watches than I’ve ever heard about ANY other wrist device. I never miss an opportunity to respond by pointing to my watch and saying, “check this out! Tells time, even says the day of the week and never has to be recharged!” Such grievances are so trivial, why even open that box?
Ask yourself: what’s the BEST that can happen? Is it really worth it? How have you lived this long without it?