Doctor Q said:We all agree that katie ta achoo's brother is our real pal, right? We just converse with KT hoping to get his attention.
Nooooooooo!
He plays the tuba!
Actually, funny story.
Well, not so much funny as disgusting, and hilarious as long as it doesn't happen to you.
So, he was in high school, and he REALLY wanted to be in wind ensemble (the GOOD band) and he practices.
A lot.
but is it at normal times of day?
NO!
It's at 2 in the freaking morning, and he empties his spit valve right in the middle of the freaking living room!
So, cue me, at like 4 am, getting water. I step in the puddle, I scream, the cat jumps 3 feet STRAIGHT into the air, and lands on my foot, and I wake everyone up.
...this repeats every night (well, the cat eventually moved) for about 3 months. then, he gave up on playing tuba.
Well, gave up on practicing.
He said that "I'll never touch the tuba again, only if it gets me into college."
He's not on a tuba scholarship. ^_^
(well.. he is on no scholarships. It's up to me to go to college on the $CHEAP$. Is there an Apple or MacRumors scholarship that you'd like to help a sister out with? I'll write about apple in my Ph.D. Dissertation thingiee!)
Stupid tuba.
I'm gonna learn a tuba polka for my senior recital, oh yes I will.
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum bum, bum-bum-bum-bum...
Ok, that only makes sense to me. My bad. Just scroll up and laugh at how I step in puddles of spit and never watched sesame street.
/taught myself to read because no one would read to me.
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