I was surrounded by cops

[jkcerda]

so I quickly bit a donut trying to blend in

anyways, for those of you who ride in CA. not sure how many states have programs like these.

https://ridetolive.com/

 

[rhett7660]

Very cool! Hopefully you learned something useful and that is funny re: donut!

 

[NT1440]

so I quickly bit a donut trying to blend in

anyways, for those of you who ride in CA. not sure how many states have programs like these.

https://ridetolive.com/

The way you talk about yourself here you make it sound like your 4 feet tall, which begs the question...do you have a step stool for your bike?

 

[ActionableMango]

In my state we have Motorcycle Safety Foundation (MSF) classes which are funded largely by motorcycle endorsement fees. Beginner classes use bikes donated by the manufacturers, and advanced classes require you to BYOB.

I think MSF is pretty common around the USA. We don't have a police-run program, which I think would be pretty neat.

 

[0388631]

I was looking for donut places the other day on Yelp wondering just how it's possible we don't have any decent places. I can't even remember the last time I saw a good twist.

If anyone's ever in the Bay Area, check-out Bob's Donuts. It's the only reason (well, one of the few) you'd ever want to visit the Bay Area for.

 

[jkcerda]

The way you talk about yourself here you make it sound like your 4 feet tall, which begs the question...do you have a step stool for your bike?

my brothers are pushing basically 6', so at 5'6" I am the "midget" of the family , hell some of my sisters are taller than I am

 

[NT1440]

my brothers are pushing basically 6', so at 5'6" I am the "midget" of the family , hell some of my sisters are taller than I am

Ah, we're actually the same height give or take an inch!

Nice deflection on the step stool question

 

[AngerDanger]

You look nothing like your profile picture. 0/10 would not swipe right again.

 

[jkcerda]

Ah, we're actually the same height give or take an inch!

Nice deflection on the step stool question

pegs are nice & close to the ground

 

[0388631]

my brothers are pushing basically 6', so at 5'6" I am the "midget" of the family , hell some of my sisters are taller than I am

Reminds me of that line from Lopez's Latin Kings of Comedy that came out about 16 years ago... regarding the chicken.

 

[Papanate]

my brothers are pushing basically 6', so at 5'6" I am the "midget" of the family , hell some of my sisters are taller than I am

My right leg is taller than you.

 

[millerj123]

I'm just glad to see the donut defense works. Planning on trying that the next time I get pulled over.

 

[0388631]

Does anyone not like donuts apart from vegans and those with gluten allergy (actual people who are allergic)?

 

[AlliFlowers]

If your long-suffering wife ever kicks you out, give me a shout.

 

[Huntn]

my brothers are pushing basically 6', so at 5'6" I am the "midget" of the family , hell some of my sisters are taller than I am

Wait till you get old, you’ll lose an inch or more. ... I was within 2” of 6’ once. :-/

 

[jbarley]

Wait till you get old, you’ll lose an inch or more. ... I was within 2” of 6’ once. :-/

I can relate to this, I used to be 6', now in my 80's I'm just over 5'10" and still shrinking.

 

[millerj123]

Isn't there already a thread about "shrinkage?". Something about cold water? I just don't want to say much more.
That wouldn't be family friendly.

 

[Huntn]

Isn't there already a thread about "shrinkage?". Something about cold water? I just don't want to say much more.
That wouldn't be family friendly.

Ha...

 

[Gutwrench]

so I quickly bit a donut trying to blend in

Good move! Did they jump you in? Lol

anyways, for those of you who ride in CA.

I loved riding Highway One - scrapping the pegs from SF to Gualala and back almost weekly! I got rid of the bike when I moved out of California. I decided, “whats the sense?”

 

[MacNut]

The way you talk about yourself here you make it sound like your 4 feet tall, which begs the question...do you have a step stool for your bike?

Well it’s not hard to climb on to a moped

 

[jbarley]

Well it’s not hard to climb on to a moped

Custom made for jkcerda.

 

[jkcerda]

Custom made for jkcerda.

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thanks, I was tired of getting off all the time at the stops

 

[jbarley]

thanks, I was tired of getting off all the time at the stops

I have to wonder how many times that bike was dropped before he got it right?

 

[jkcerda]

I have to wonder how many times that bike was dropped before he got it right?

No idea, but I have the feeling he knows how to pick it up on his own, gravel can make you do the splits if you are not careful. I dropped mine in the parking lot when my foot hit an oily spot

 

[MacNut]

No idea, but I have the feeling he knows how to pick it up on his own, gravel can make you do the splits if you are not careful. I dropped mine in the parking lot when my foot hit an oily spot

Why did you take the training wheels off?