I was surrounded by cops

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by jkcerda, Apr 3, 2018.

  1. jkcerda macrumors 6502a

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    so I quickly bit a donut trying to blend in
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    anyways, for those of you who ride in CA. not sure how many states have programs like these.

    https://ridetolive.com/
     
  2. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    Very cool! Hopefully you learned something useful and that is funny re: donut!
     
  3. NT1440 macrumors G4

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    The way you talk about yourself here you make it sound like your 4 feet tall, which begs the question...do you have a step stool for your bike?:p
     
  4. ActionableMango macrumors G3

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    In my state we have Motorcycle Safety Foundation (MSF) classes which are funded largely by motorcycle endorsement fees. Beginner classes use bikes donated by the manufacturers, and advanced classes require you to BYOB.

    I think MSF is pretty common around the USA. We don't have a police-run program, which I think would be pretty neat.
     
  5. Zenithal macrumors 604

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    I was looking for donut places the other day on Yelp wondering just how it's possible we don't have any decent places. I can't even remember the last time I saw a good twist.

    If anyone's ever in the Bay Area, check-out Bob's Donuts. It's the only reason (well, one of the few) you'd ever want to visit the Bay Area for.
     
  6. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    my brothers are pushing basically 6', so at 5'6" I am the "midget" of the family :p, hell some of my sisters are taller than I am :(
     
  7. NT1440 macrumors G4

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    Ah, we're actually the same height give or take an inch!

    Nice deflection on the step stool question ;):p
     
  8. AngerDanger macrumors 68040

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    You look nothing like your profile picture. 0/10 would not swipe right again.
     
  9. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    pegs are nice & close to the ground :D
     
  10. Zenithal macrumors 604

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    Reminds me of that line from Lopez's Latin Kings of Comedy that came out about 16 years ago... regarding the chicken.
     
  11. Papanate macrumors 6502

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    My right leg is taller than you.
     
  12. millerj123 macrumors 65816

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    I'm just glad to see the donut defense works. Planning on trying that the next time I get pulled over.
     
  13. Zenithal macrumors 604

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    Does anyone not like donuts apart from vegans and those with gluten allergy (actual people who are allergic)?
     
  14. AlliFlowers Contributor

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    If your long-suffering wife ever kicks you out, give me a shout.
     
  15. Huntn macrumors P6

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    Wait till you get old, you’ll lose an inch or more. :(... ;) I was within 2” of 6’ once. :-/
     
  16. jbarley macrumors 68040

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    I can relate to this, I used to be 6', now in my 80's I'm just over 5'10" and still shrinking.:eek:
     
  17. millerj123 macrumors 65816

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    Isn't there already a thread about "shrinkage?". Something about cold water? I just don't want to say much more.
    That wouldn't be family friendly.
     
  18. Huntn macrumors P6

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    Ha... :p
     
  19. Gutwrench Contributor

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    Good move! Did they jump you in? Lol

    I loved riding Highway One - scrapping the pegs from SF to Gualala and back almost weekly! I got rid of the bike when I moved out of California. I decided, “whats the sense?”
     
  20. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Well it’s not hard to climb on to a moped :D
     
  21. jbarley macrumors 68040

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    Custom made for jkcerda. :D

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  22. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    thanks, I was tired of getting off all the time at the stops
     
  23. jbarley macrumors 68040

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    I have to wonder how many times that bike was dropped before he got it right?
     
  24. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    No idea, but I have the feeling he knows how to pick it up on his own, gravel can make you do the splits if you are not careful. I dropped mine in the parking lot when my foot hit an oily spot :mad:
     
  25. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Why did you take the training wheels off?
     

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