No mention of the tsunami in Japan? Really?
That was item #4 -- Earthquake.
BTW -- still no mention of iPad 2 on the local paper's website. The top story remains NCAA basketball.
Also -- as someone posted elsewhere, the Apple stores likely have 1000+ units. If your local store has a line that gets that deep, go somewhere else. There are tons of these things out there -- the last number I remember seeing was 1.5 million. Apple knows their demand. They might sell out in a few hot locations, but they will not sell out widely.