If a Genie could Grant you one wish right now....

aquajet said:
I wish my best friend was still here.
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Better hope you don't get one of those "you didn't specify" genies like the one in the X-Files episode Je Souhaite.
 
clayj said:
Better hope you don't get one of those "you didn't specify" genies like the one in the X-Files episode Je Souhaite.
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That would suck.
'Noooo, I wanted my other bestfriend!' 'Oh well, these wishes are non-refundable'
Talk about customer service. :p :D
 
monke said:
That would suck.
'Noooo, I wanted my other bestfriend!' 'Oh well, these wishes are non-refundable'
Talk about customer service. :p :D
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I was thinking more along the lines of your best friend is back here again... but not alive, because you didn't specify that. :eek:
 
clayj said:
I was thinking more along the lines of your best friend is back here again... but not alive, because you didn't specify that. :eek:
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Whoah, didn't even think of that one. That would be strange and gross, both at the same time.

dmw007 said:
Rename M$, hmm.....I have a couple of ideas.... :D
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I'm sure everyone has their very own :rolleyes:
 
Just remembered a joke on this subject:
Man walking down the beach finds lamp and rubs it POOF! a genie appears and grants the man two wishes.

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd like more money than sense and a cock that touches the ground!"

POOF! The genie grants the man his wishes and when the smoke clears the man finds he has no legs and is dribbling and giggling as he rocks back and forth.
 
- A decent brain, one capable of mental arithmetic.

or

- Proper eyesight, no more contact lenses/glasses.

Either would make me very happy.
 
If a Genie could Grant you one wish right now....

When America builds *The Iraqi Wall* America puts it next to the 'Vietnam Wall'.

true777 said:
Hard pressed between a greencard... and true love.
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Go for true love. America is a 3rd world nation.
 
I'd make a wish to: take all the Chavs on the face of the earth, and dump them on the furthest galaxy away from ours...

It would make me so happy, I could and most possibly, would cry.
 
The end of marijuana prohibition.


And also, I would wish that my son would stop jerking off in my favorite easy chair while the wife and I are at work.
 
MagicWok said:
I'd make a wish to: take all the Chavs on the face of the earth, and dump them on the furthest galaxy away from ours...

It would make me so happy, I could and most possibly, would cry.
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Somewhere, on some planet in the furthest galaxy from ours, someone already got that wish.
 
I'd wish for

I'd wish for a teleporter that would teleport me to wherever I wanted instantly.

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SFVCyclone said:
I would wish to have as many wishes(<--- is it correct?) as I wanted.
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You've obviously thought this through. You might add to the clause that all additional wishes would come true. :)
 
aquajet said:
Can you still do that? I'm pretty sure they closed that loophole a long time ago.
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It was closed way back in post #1.

Besides, everyone knows that if you wish for more wishes, the genie will stick you in an inescapable time loop.
 
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