If iPhone were a religion...

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  1. Seriously.tho macrumors newbie

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    If iPhone were a religion, what would be the 10 commandments?

    (have some fun with this :D)

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  2. MacVixen macrumors 6502

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    Thou shalt not trust false prophets (NexusOne, Droid, etc).

    :D:D:D


    i kid, i kid, I'm sure they are perfectly wonderful phones (as described by users in this forum that own them), just having a bit of fun :)
     
  3. testcard macrumors 68020

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    "Thou shalt not trust false profits" (Steve Jobs)
     
  4. thelatinist macrumors 603

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  5. Seriously.tho thread starter macrumors newbie

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    Thou shalt not curse a lack of 3g?

    thou shall not place my USB cord in a child's mouth?

    Thou shalt not update Twitter while driving a semi thru a school zone?
     
  6. ethical macrumors 68000

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    Thou shalt download many unnecessary apps simply because they are free.
     
  7. Lorenz0 macrumors regular

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    Thou shalt not hold off without a *confirmed* hardware update
     
  8. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    Thou shalt not whine about every minute bezel misalignment or how laggy the newest OS is.
     
  9. stridemat Moderator

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    ^:D

    Thou shall not whine about copy and paste (o wait....)
     
  10. Mr. McMac Suspended

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    Amen
     
  11. Surely Guest

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    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's iPhone accessories.

    Thou shalt not bitch about dropped calls.

    Honor your dock and your USB cable.

    or

    Honor your Genius and your replacement iPhone.
     
  12. eawmp1 macrumors 601

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    Since religion requires faith:
    1) Trust the holy trinity of Steve, AT&T, and the iPhone
    2) Thou shall not covet your neighbors carrier (e.g. Verizon)
    3) Thou shall not adulter the sanctity of the iPhone beauty through jailbreaking (and then complain about crashing)
    4) Thou shall not be ashamed of a naked screen
    5) Thou shall not part the water/or walk on water with the iPhone (it's hydrophobic)
    6) Thou shall not request tethering
    8) Thou shall not try to break your contract early to get the latest iPhone
    9) Thou shall not go a day without praying to the iPhone at the altar of the charger
    10) Thou shall never admit to owning a fart/shaking boob/beer pouring app.
     
  13. jav6454 macrumors P6

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    Couldn't have said some of those better...:p Also, thou shall not complain on the restrictions of cell data.
     
  14. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    THIS.

    On second thought, who would we mock then? :D
     
  15. Cartoonkid macrumors 6502

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    Can I get an AMEN?!
     
  16. zacharace macrumors member

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    AMEN.

    OP, this thread is brilliant.
     
  17. ethical macrumors 68000

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    Thou shalt never deprive an iPhone of power - Failure/forgetting to charge results in being stoned by the iPhone community.
     
  18. Nine9si macrumors member

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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_0_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7A400 Safari/528.16)

    Wow, I take it you guys have alot of time on your hands. Is this your guys first iPhone.
     
  19. ethical macrumors 68000

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    Please, step down off your horse and join us. We're having a laugh.
     
  20. Moi un Mouton macrumors 68000

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    1. Thou shall not ask questions without Googling first

    2. Thou shall not question the wisdom of Apple

    3. Thou shall not covet a Nexus One

    4. Thou shall not worship any God other than the Dev Team

    5. Thou shall not send money to iphoneunlockuk.com
     
  21. Seriously.tho thread starter macrumors newbie

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    These are brilliant, thanks!

    Where this comes from - a friend needs to do a 5 min presentation on something kinda goofy to a tech-saavy crowd. We came up with the idea "why iPhone is my new religion" and now are looking for ideas from anyone who knows more about iphones than us. Which is most everyone.

    Keep them coming :D:D
     
  22. gibbz macrumors 68030

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    Ye with a full charge, cast the first stone.
     
  23. zunairryk macrumors regular

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    Thou shall not think of any other religion (tablet)

    ;)
     
  24. HitchHykr macrumors 6502a

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    Thou Shall pray to the iPod touch, son of the iPhone, born from a virgin silicon wafer
     

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