If you had $60bn in the bank you could play in the NBA every week and still be utter rubbish.
Step 1 : Buy an NBA team
Step 2 : Put yourself on players roster
Step 3 : Appoint yourself as coach and pick yourself for the team every week
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If You Had 3 Wishes...
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Step 1 : Buy an NBA team
Step 2 : Put yourself on players roster
Step 3 : Appoint yourself as coach and pick yourself for the team every week
1. An impenetrable forcefield that would surround my body at all times unless voluntarily withdrawn that would prevent any damage, force, disruption, physical change, or other force acting on my body. With such a forcefield, I could for example stand in front of a freight train and it would smash into me and be pulverized, but I could stand still eating a sandwich and be perfectly fine. I could also jump out of airplanes and hit the ground and be unharmed. Utterly impregnable to bullets, missiles, fists, swift kicks to the arse, anything. It would be awesome. Additionally, the forcefield would magnify my strength when I choose up to 1000x normal. That way, if I should feel the need to seriously beat someone's arse, it could be done without any problem. Rough neighborhood? I could kick everyone's arse at once.
2. The ability to conjure any matter I see fit at any time. I want 5000 dollars in cash? Poof. I want a 1958 Gibson Les Paul Flametop? Poof! A giant aircraft carrier? POOOF!! I want a 20-something Korean woman? You get the idea... Such a wish would obviate the need for intense piles of money, resources, etc. This would also go in reverse, enabling me to eliminate matter at will in an opposite fashion. Don't like that car over there? Poof.
3. Lifespan of 250,000 years. That should be enough time to really see the development of the human species. It must be finite, else I am convinced you would go insane.
That's all I could think of in 5 minutes.
2. The ability to conjure any matter I see fit at any time. I want 5000 dollars in cash? Poof. I want a 1958 Gibson Les Paul Flametop? Poof! A giant aircraft carrier? POOOF!! I want a 20-something Korean woman? You get the idea... Such a wish would obviate the need for intense piles of money, resources, etc. This would also go in reverse, enabling me to eliminate matter at will in an opposite fashion. Don't like that car over there? Poof.
3. Lifespan of 250,000 years. That should be enough time to really see the development of the human species. It must be finite, else I am convinced you would go insane.
That's all I could think of in 5 minutes.
1. A black 1985 Saab 900 SPG.
2. A chunk of land a hundred acres or so in size with a house that's around 4000 square feet and a warehouse that's around 25,000 square feet. Then the rest of the land is occupied by a racetrack of my own.
3. Infinite wishes.
2. A chunk of land a hundred acres or so in size with a house that's around 4000 square feet and a warehouse that's around 25,000 square feet. Then the rest of the land is occupied by a racetrack of my own.
3. Infinite wishes.
1. A laptop:
13" 1440x900 resolution
128GBs of DDR5000 RAM
9.0 ghz 32-core processor
ATI Radeon quad-SLI graphics
5000 TB Hard Drive
non-stop battery
2. A car, that is both functional and awesome.
3. A sex slave
People who wish for eternal wishes are making a mistake because then you wouldn't be able to appreciate having non-stop wishes. It would get boring and life would get pointless.
13" 1440x900 resolution
128GBs of DDR5000 RAM
9.0 ghz 32-core processor
ATI Radeon quad-SLI graphics
5000 TB Hard Drive
non-stop battery
2. A car, that is both functional and awesome.
3. A sex slave
People who wish for eternal wishes are making a mistake because then you wouldn't be able to appreciate having non-stop wishes. It would get boring and life would get pointless.