If You Had 3 Wishes...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by oilers15, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. oilers15 macrumors regular

    oilers15

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    Hey guys, i made this thread wondering if you had three wishes what would they be. The rules are you cant wish for more wishes.

    My wishes would be...
    1. A billion bucks :D
    2. A vip pass to the playboy mansion ;)
    3. A license to kill :cool:
     
  2. Melrose Suspended

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    One billion dollars? One billion? ONE billion?! I'd wish for one billion wishes. That would keep me busy for the rest of my life, and then some. But I see you've already ruled that out..

    Let's see. I have a cool job. I have more then enough intelligence. I have a fairly okay car, I have no problem finding women.. hm. I dunno.
     
  3. chown33 macrumors 604

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    1. Fewer ridiculous threads.
    2. TWO billion bucks. And a deer farm for them to live on.
    3. Free beer. For everybody. You're welcome.
    4. Better counting skills.
     
  4. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    1, 2, & 3: Go back to age 25, and stay there forever. :eek:
     
  5. eelhead01 macrumors member

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    1) pay off what I owe
    2) own my own business
    3) this last one would be saved for an emergency :D
     
  6. ohaithar macrumors 6502a

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    1) $12.83
    2) some pizza for tonight
    3) A better girlfriend

    yup, that's it. =P
     
  7. DotCom2 macrumors 68030

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    1. Happy Forever
    2. Good Health Forever
    3. Die when I want to
     
  8. TheShinyMac macrumors 6502a

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    I know it may be hard to spend a Billion dollars but i'd want
    1. 5 billion dollars
    2. Happiness for all, or just my friends
    3. freeiphonzforzevrybody
     
  9. lozzy1234567890 macrumors member

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    1. whatever needs paying, eg going to the pub, or buying a house, a debit card always appears at time of pay with the exact amount of money on it.
    2. for me and my immediate family to never have any problems, financial, health and relations.
    3. to be the best at everything in the world.
     
  10. andalusia macrumors 68030

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    1. For chavs/dickheads/unpleasant and careless people to be converted into kind, happy, caring people.
    2. Due to my first wish being granted, there are less accidents on the road due to boy racers, arrogant jerks, and carelessness, so insurance companies lower the price of premiums by 95%.
    3. A nice saloon for me to drive.
     
  11. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?"

    The man replied "a burger and a coke."

    "And you?"

    "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay.

    "That will be $12.50,"

    The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount.

    They do this every day till Fri.

    "The usual?" she asked.

    "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke." "Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay.

    "That will be $25.00"

    The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.

    The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"

    "Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared."

    Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"

    "I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket."

    "Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?"

    "Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."
     
  12. chrmjenkins macrumors 603

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    1. Only I can hear my own farts.
    2. A conveyor belt and automatic shower so I don't have to wake up to clean up.
    3. The motorcyclists who lane split in California wake up to find MM's in their rectum and cryptic note next to the bed after a night of drinking.
     
  13. chown33 macrumors 604

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    I already have 1 and 2. Trust me, you ain't missin' much.

    But if you're the best at modesty, then no one else would know.
     
  14. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    1. a law gets passed requiring singers and actors to actually have talent.

    2. an required injection lasting 4 years that makes politicians and CEOs tell the truth when confronted with a camera or microphone.

    3. ...
     
  15. ethical macrumors 68000

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    [​IMG]"One million dollars!"

    wait....


    18.75 billion dollars.

    That way there's lots of money to spend and even more to give away!

    I want to be able to fly.

    The third one I can't tell you.
     
  16. jav6454 macrumors P6

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    1. Wisdom and smarts
    2. Insta Travel (ie teleport) with the ability to take with me whoever I have a physical touch with.
    3. Reserved.

    Note, with wisdom and smarts I wouldn't need cash wish because I could put to use that wish and make some money therefore giving that cash much more meaning to me. In the end, I'd keep that last wish as a "just in case" scenario.
     
  17. bobr1952 macrumors 68020

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    Close but for me 35 was a better year. ;)
     
  18. oilers15 thread starter macrumors regular

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    me likes your thinking :p
     
  19. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Sure you can. You're among friends here.

    It's a bigger wang, isn't it??
     
  20. flopticalcube macrumors G4

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    1. Enlightenment for me.
    2. Enlightenment for everyone else.
    3. This wish is now superfluous.
     
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  22. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Sorry, miracles not included. :)
     
  23. lbro macrumors 6502a

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    1. Universal happiness
    2. Universal satisfaction
    2. Live forever in best of health
     
  24. Mexbearpig macrumors 65816

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    1) Skill. Like nun chuck skills.
    2) Be able to get done with things faster.
    3) Infinite money,
     
  25. kernkraft macrumors 68020

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    "I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky"

    - Good health!

    - Cheers!

    - More drinks!

    (Oh, bugger, that was meant to be a conversation, not my wishes. Anyway, the health comes handy, when the ones who asked for millions will spend millions just to stay alive a little bit longer).

    Hm, nice song...

    "I wish I was little bit taller,
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl who looked good
    I would call her

    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    and a '64 Impala"

    (Oh bugger, I did it again... It's lucky that I was singing the song from the beginning.)

    Anyway, Spongebob got it wrong too:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnE_2SUU2II
     

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