"Indiana Jones" first review: "Smart, sleek, familiar"

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Sunday, May. 18, 2008
Indiana Jones: Smart, Sleek, Familiar
By Richard Corliss

Early in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull — which had its tumultuous world premiere today at the Cannes Film Festival — our hero (Harrison Ford) and his sometime pal Mac (Ray Winstone) come up against a convoy of tough Russians. "This ain't gonna be easy," Mac says, and Indy replies, "Not as easy as it used to be."

The old-guy jokes are as true for director Steven Spielberg and producer George Lucas as for the star. It's 27 years since Raiders of the Lost Ark started the Jones boy on his adventures, 19 years since the most recent Indy movie, The Last Crusade, and 30 years this month since Lucas and Spielberg sat on a Hawaiian beach and made a handshake deal for an action film that one would produce and the other direct. They'd be stupid to ignore the toll that time takes on moviemakers and movie stars. All were in their 30s when they made Raiders. Now Spielberg, Lucas and Ford are, respectively, 61, 64 and 65. And don't forget two other crucial collaborators, composer John Williams and editor Michael Kahn, who have given all the Indy films their cheerfully martial sound and cut-to-the-bone fury.

There are scenes in the new movie that seem like stretching exercises at a retirement home; there are garrulous stretches, and even the title seems a few words too long. But once it gets going, Crystal Skull delivers smart, robust, familiar entertainment. Ford looks just fine, his chest skin tanned to a rich Corinthian leather; he's still lithe on his feet, and can deliver a wisecrack as sharp as a whipcrack. Karen Allen, 56, who was Indy's saucy love Marion Ravenwood in Raiders, still has that glittering smile and vestiges of her old elfin swagger. They needn't break a sweat keeping up with the (relative) kids: 39-year-old Cate Blanchett, the movie's villainess, and Shia LaBeouf, who plays the young lead Mutt Williams, and who may be tapped to continue the series after Ford's retirement — at least that's what Lucas hinted a few days ago here in Cannes.

Crystal Skull is intended, and works effectively, as instant nostalgia — a class reunion of the old gang who in the '80s reinvigorated the classic action film with such expertise and brio. So don't expect the freshness of the what-one-man-can-do plot in Iron Man, or the oneiric visuals of Speed Racer. Spielberg and Lucas, and screenwriters David Koepp and Jeff Nathanson, are looking not forward but back, to the first three films. They know that moviegoers would be disappointed not to see the talismans of Indys past reappear here. Shall we itemize?

1. The Paramount logo dissolves into some kind of mountain. Every Indy films opens this way, from one monument to another. (As Veronica Geng wrote in a review of the first movie, "Spielberg" is German for "play mountain.") In Raiders the logo became a mountain in South America; in Temple of Doom, a bas-relief on a Chinese gong; in The Last Crusade a big boulder in Utah. This time, suggesting more modest aspirations, or maybe kiddingly deflecting the audience's gargantuan expectations, it's a weeny prairie dog hill, from which a critter emerges just before being nearly run over by speeding cars. We're in Nevada, near Area 51, and it's 1957, a time of rock 'n' roll (Elvis's "Hound Dog" on the soundtrack), fear of the Soviets (and why not? they've just penetrated a U.S. military base), fear of The Bomb (hey, what's that mushroom cloud on the horizon?) and mass sightings of UFOs (coming right up).

2. International conspiracies. Nazis in the first and third Indys, Indian Thugees in the second. But it wouldn't be the '50s without Commies, in the chic person of Irina Spalko (played by Blanchett with the severe demeanor of Cyd Charisse's Ninotchka in the 1957 MGM musical Silk Stockings and the black bob Charisse sports in The Band Wagon). Rather than the simple matter of conquering the West militarily, Irina is part of a Soviet plot to cloud our minds by getting access to some secret technology that is concealed either in an Area 51 warehouse or in the remotest jungle mountains of Peru. "We will change you, Mr. Jones, all of you, from the inside," she proclaims. "We will turn you into us." Ewww, creepy. Glad that didn't happen.

3. The Fedora, the bullwhip... the snakes! We see the hat just before we see Indy; brown headwear is still in style in 1957. As for Indy's bullwhip, it's still faster and deadlier than a bad guy's gun. In the opening Area 51 scene, he uses it to disarm about a quillion Russkies, and to swing in Errol Flynn style from one warehoused beam to another. (Mutt will later show the same swinging derring-do on Peruvian jungle vines.) As for the snakes, there's just one, but indy is readier to die in quicksand than to use it as a lifeline. The nifty new predators are South American red ants, which Spielberg and Lucas may have remembered from the 1954 movie The Naked Jungle, and which can swarm over a man by the millions and drag him into their formicary for a nice fat meal.

4. A cool car chase. A lot of the elements in Crystal Skull may feel like mandatory reprises of the old tropes, but the high-speed two-vehicle fight between Indy's team and Irina's goons is up there with the Raiders jeep sequence, more complex and sophisticated in its engineering of physical action. (In the post-film press conference this afternoon, Spielberg said, "I believe in practical magic, not digital magic," and in "real stunts with real people.") If there's a scene that film students will be poring over, decades from now, this is the one.

5. Family revelations. Spielberg movies are often about the separation and reconstituting of a family, and the last two Indy films are no exception. In Last Crusade we met Indy's father (Sean Connery) and learned that Indy's real name was Henry Jones, Jr. Indeed, "Junior" was Dad's apparently derogatory form of address for his son. That gag is repeated here, since — as everyone who's paid the slightest attention to pre-release scuttlebutt knows — Mutt is Indy's son by Marion. (Why is he called Mutt? Presumably because, as we learned at the end of The Last Crusade, Indiana was the name of the Jones family dog; Mutt's just extending the breed.) He enters on a motorcycle, in the leather-jacket regalia Marlon Brando sported in The Wild One, and soon displays some of the athletic skills he must have inherited from his absent dad. Whether the smooth-visaged LaBeouf can grow into Ford's craggy machismo — or even whether he can top the teen Indys that have been played by River Phoenix (in The Last Crusade) and Sean Patrick Flannery (in the TV series The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles) — is a question later Indy installments will have to answer.

6. Archaeology! Recall that our hero's day job is as a professor of archaeology. On vacations he goes out, makes trouble and saves the world. Or does he? Indy's job, basically, is plundering indigenous cultures for treasure, in capers that will cost hundreds of lives and add exactly nothing to the lore of civilization. (And, in three of the four movies, he comes home empty-handed.) But heck, it's an adventure movie; leave all ethnic scruples home. Scholars of antiquity will be pleased to know that Crystal Skull — with its runic inscriptions, vanished languages, hidden caves and dreadful secrets — is the archaeolog-iest Indy film yet. In fact, the movie is a little plot-heavy around the middle. It seems more determined to tell a complicated story than to use a story as the excuse for a convulsive. nonstop thrill ride.

7. Start with a big bang, end with terrifying mysticism. The creation of these movies always has this method: start with the opening and climactic sequences — in Raiders' case, the South American cave with the rolling rock and the opening of the Ark with the melting skulls — and work inward. (Or as Spielberg says on the new Last Crusade DVD: "How do we fill in the middle?") Here, the bang couldn't be bigger. The 12 min. opener takes Indy into Area 51, where he escapes into what seems to be an ideal Levittown ... except that the people are mannequins, a nuclear bomb is about to be detonated, and Indy has exactly one minute to find a safe place to hide. (That place is one of the film's smartest inspirations.) As for the ending, well, we're not giving everything away. Let's just say that Indy and Marion could be The X Files' Mulder and Scully on assignment in Peru.

We'll see how David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson cope with middle age in their X Files movie later this summer. They may suffer from the occasional creaking joints of Crystal Skull. (And, truth to tell, there was more applause here at the beginning of the screening than at the end.) But they'd be hard-pressed to inhabit the sleek, satisfying adventure that three septuagenarians and their pals dreamed up here. There's a moment in the film where Mutt sees Indy negotiate some really cool bit of action, and the kid can't help mouth a "Wow." That's the right response to this inevitable summer blockbuster. Lucas, Spielberg and Ford ain't the Over the Hill Gang yet.
Just last week I re-viewed "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" in preparation for this film, and I have to tell you, I'm pumped! I'd almost forgotten just how much freakin' fun these movies are. But even though I'm over 50, I feel like a teenage fanboy waiting for this picture.

From this review, it sounds like it's as good as we all hoped it would be. :)
 
Russians baddies are sooooo '80s. He should have gone to Iraq in "Indiana Jones: Search for the WMD" and died of boredom.
 
I can't wait for the new movie. I have watched the first 2 with the kids and we are going to go see the new movie in the theater after we watch the 3rd movie.

Cheers.
 
it actually looks pretty good. i'm glad that their not breaking away from the franchise though as that would just ruin it completely.
 
i can't wait to go.

I think the biggest thing is to not put such huge expectations.

For me - I just want Indy fun. cheesy lines, heroic actions and he wins in the end.

i get chills when I hear the theme song while watching the trailer!

to clarify, it's Wednesday night or early Thursday morning at midnight or late Tuesday/early Wednesday A.m.
 
The main reasons I'd watch this is obviously for Harrison Ford and I'm excited to finally see Karen Allen again (even if it's 27 years later...). The main downer of this movie for me instantly, will be Shia LaBeouf...no offense to him, but he's the one of the most unlikely people I'd have expected to see in an Indy film..
+ He's a very poor actor imo, transformers really wasn't an 'acting' movie anyway.

If talks of the sequel (which Lucas was rumoured to state) focus on Shia LaBeouf, I easily won't watch that. I just hope this movie is at least better than Temple of Doom...:p
 
I though that guy was awesome in Transformers. It didn't take a great actor, but it did take a "regular guy" with a sense of humour, and that's how I'd describe Indy. He passes my test.
 
It's not doing extraordinarily well on rotten tomatoes so far hovering between 65-75% (the others installments rated between 85-95%)*. From the reviews it sounds like you'll enjoy if you are a fan of the originals and carry in that enthusiasm. Which I guess describes everyone.





*Yes, yes. I know numbers mean nothing for a real cinema fan.
 
I think/hope it'll be exactly what you should expect from an Indy film and nothing more. Reviewers really get my goat sometimes. People want a film to entertain them, not be a Shakespearean "master piece".

Was just reading in the paper that the over all feeling from Cannes was that it was a good sequel. So that's good enough for me...then again if they had said it was crap I'd have still wanted to see it, I mean, what do they know? :p :D
 
Was just reading in the paper that the over all feeling from Cannes was that it was a good sequel. So that's good enough for me...then again if they had said it was crap I'd have still wanted to see it, I mean, what do they know? :p :D

Exactly. Besides, these people went to the Cannes Film Festival, the largest film festival in the world, to watch Indiana Jones. It's not as bad as going to watch the premiere screening of "Dude, Where's My Car?", but I'd assume that most people get dressed up for Cannes to see the rarer gems rather than the films they'll be able to see at any cinema, in any country. Why should I trust their judgement when it already seems so poor?
 
Exactly. Besides, these people went to the Cannes Film Festival, the largest film festival in the world, to watch Indiana Jones. It's not as bad as going to watch the premiere screening of "Dude, Where's My Car?", but I'd assume that most people get dressed up for Cannes to see the rarer gems rather than the films they'll be able to see at any cinema, in any country. Why should I trust their judgement when it already seems so poor?

Hey I liked 'Dude, Where's My Car?" :D :eek:
 
I loved that movie too! *high five* Tattoo scene (aka: The "Duuuuude! Sweeeeet! Duuuuuuuuuuude! Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!" scene) was awesome.

I wouldn't fly 20000 km to Cannes, dress up in a suit, and go watch its premiere, though.
 
The Los Angeles Times ran a review of the movie this morning on the front page. That's how we know that LA is a company town, and also that the Times is so desperate for readership that they'll try almost anything.
 
The Los Angeles Times ran a review of the movie this morning on the front page. That's how we know that LA is a company town, and also that the Times is so desperate for readership that they'll try almost anything.
The accompanying photo of Spielberg/Lucas/Ford was notable mostly for the gray hair!

Even if the Times promotes Hollywood, their film reviews seem balanced, and they liked this film overall as an action flick, complaining only that it drags in the middle.

We got our original Indiana Jones DVDs out of the closet, and we'll have fun watching them again too. I'm glad they brought back Karen Allen for the new movie.
 
The accompanying photo of Spielberg/Lucas/Ford was notable mostly for the gray hair!

Even if the Times promotes Hollywood, their film reviews seem balanced, and they liked this film overall as an action flick, complaining only that it drags in the middle.

We got our original Indiana Jones DVDs out of the closet, and we'll have fun watching them again too. I'm glad they brought back Karen Allen for the new movie.

I haven't read the entire review yet, but Kenneth Turan is a trustworthy movie critic who doesn't kowtow to the industry (he didn't like Iron Man, the latest bankable blockbuster). Still, I've taken the Times for probably 30 years and never seen them review a movie on the front page, as though it was one of the most important news events of the day. At least they ran the review below the fold! And I guess they had to run that picture of Spielberg & pals instead of a photo of Harrison Ford in character, because that would have looked, you know, too much like an advertisement.
 
Still, I've taken the Times for probably 30 years and never seen them review a movie on the front page, as though it was one of the most important news events of the day.
Maybe the Times writers are of the age where the return of Indiana Jones is a life-altering event, the way the return of Star Wars movies was a thrill for so many fans.

In any case, think of it this way: If that's a worthy front page story, then there must be fewer multi-car crashes, gang shootouts, celebrity arrests, political scandals, forest fires, mudslides, or other typical L.A. events news to report. So this way they didn't have to resort to reporting Dog Bites Man.
 
Maybe the Times writers are of the age where the return of Indiana Jones is a life-altering event, the way the return of Star Wars movies was a thrill for so many fans.

In any case, think of it this way: If that's a worthy front page story, then there must be fewer multi-car crashes, gang shootouts, celebrity arrests, political scandals, forest fires, mudslides, or other typical L.A. events news to report. So this way they didn't have to resort to reporting Dog Bites Man.

You're being more generous than I can be, having watched the Times steadily diminish as a newspaper over the last ten years or so, especially after they were taken over by the Tribune Corp. Running a movie review on the front page is just another sign that they have completely given up on being taken seriously. I bet they get a lot of letters.
 
Da da da, da da, da da daaaa!

Who here is going to a midnight screening? I am...and I plan to see it a second time this weekend. The Indiana Jones movies have always been incredibly fun!
 
Other reviews are looking very good as well, although Roger Ebert gets into more detail than I'd like. If you're the kind of person who'd rather be surprised and delighted going into this movie, rather than already knowing what it's all about, I'd advise you skip his review.
 
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