I want:
1. i7 2600m
2. 512GB SSD x 2
3. 0.75 inch at thickest point
4. 4 x USB 3.0 ports
5. Firewire Cajillion
6. nVidia GTX 580m in SLI
7. 12 hours of battery life
8. 15inch 2650x1440 anti-glare screen res
9. titanium uni-body
10. very cool to the touch
and some crack to smoke. yeesh!
I know this was intended as a joke, but it got me thinking... Cost aside, I wonder if this would even be possible with todays technology.