Have you even tried iOS 10? Its a lot better than it looks, really. I was skeptical about it at first, but when I used it I liked it. The ADs in the app store is really the only turn off.
I'm sorry, but if you don't like the way the new lock-screen is, I can't help but sense a lot of ignorance from you. Its a lot better than it looks, when you actually use it.
That one swipe in control center for music, is nothing more than nice. When you close the control center from the music pane, it opens the music pane back up when you open the control center again. Its really nothing more than a mini player.
Ads in the App Store, yeah its a little ridiculous, but its purpose is to show you things you may have never looked at. Its not random Ads advertisers payed to have featured.
The "ugly" headlines aren't really that bothersome, and I'm sure you can probably do something about them in the future.