What's even more interesting about this article is that someone makes a LiDAR bluetooth hair dryer!
Bother. I turned Siri off since I always have to repeat myself over and over. So, I guess the Hair Dryer is out for me. Maybe, just maybe, this is a new Apple Intelligence product? Built in camera, wall mounted like at the pool, just walk up and tell it you wanna look like Craig and poof, the Apple Intelligence generative AI creates a hair style like the maestro! Might even come with built in speakers and act as a Home Hub. Though I expect I will have to get used to a few more Loud Environment warnings from my watch.Requires an active Apple One subscription and is only controllable via Siri voice commands
Dyson just released one. Don't think it's linked to your iPhone, but I suspect it has a LiDARI like technology as much as the next guy, but do we really need a smart hair dryer?
Craig Federighi’s hair is amazing. I have triad as hard as I can to watch the Apple announcements but that hair just grabs all the attention. I’m pretty sure most of the Apple budget for those announcements goes on his hair stylist. It is perfect, and the way it moves. Only Apple Silicon could simulate it. Indeed, it’s widely suspected that his hair is an AI creation and beneath it is unreleased A5 Ultra processing the data for the movement of each strand of hair in real time using multiple environmental sensor inputs.It was a satirical demonstration presented by "Hair Force One" Craig Federighi.
LDAC decoders require patent licensing since it is Sony proprietary, unfortunately.Now please add LDAC support so I can enjoy higher bitrate with my Sony XM5! Yeah, won’t happen, but wishful thinking
Rare Apple w. Putting user experience before profits. I’m surprised, but like in a good waySeems like this could backfire on Apple by giving those who tend to buy AirPods for the easy pairing process a reason to buy another brand....
I get what you are saying, a lot of this is waste. But there is value to some of this that might not be obvious, although I'm skeptical it ever gets used. I don't know if the toothbrush actually tracks it, but if you have dental issues, it would be nice to be able to share stats with your dentist about when, how often, how long, what patterns/motions you use (up/down, side side, circles, etc) and other trackable habits. If you are studying hair loss or color longevity, it could be nice to know how often and long someone uses a dyer, what temps to include in the evaluation of there hair. Also, if you are pairing it with some sort of life analytics and you felt like you looked good today, maybe over time you can identify correlations. Something like, "you reported you felt attractive and energetic on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday - Your smart bed reports that you got between 6 and 7 hours of sleep with less than two occurrences of restlessness and according to your hair dryer you blew out your hair for less than four minutes on each of those days. On days you use your hair dryer for more than five minutes you report feeling "blah". You might consider setting an earlier bedtime to ensure you get proper sleep etc..."I actively seek out home electronics and appliances that are "as dumb as possible"
So many of these "smart" products are just complete e-waste creation
I don't need or want to "track my toothbrushing" or get stats about "drying my hair" and I certainly don't want to worry about it no longer working, or working differently, due to OTA updates 😣
In some ways, this feels like such a lost time in the technology space.
It's like the companies don't know what else to do other than "add an App and connectivity!"
Must. Make. Number. Go. Up.
I get what you are saying, a lot of this is waste. But there is value to some of this that might not be obvious, although I'm skeptical it ever gets used. I don't know if the toothbrush actually tracks it, but if you have dental issues, it would be nice to be able to share stats with your dentist about when, how often, how long, what patterns/motions you use (up/down, side side, circles, etc) and other trackable habits. If you are studying hair loss or color longevity, it could be nice to know how often and long someone uses a dyer, what temps to include in the evaluation of there hair. Also, if you are pairing it with some sort of life analytics and you felt like you looked good today, maybe over time you can identify correlations. Something like, "you reported you felt attractive and energetic on Tuesday, Friday, and Saturday - Your smart bed reports that you got between 6 and 7 hours of sleep with less than two occurrences of restlessness and according to your hair dryer you blew out your hair for less than four minutes on each of those days. On days you use your hair dryer for more than five minutes you report feeling "blah". You might consider setting an earlier bedtime to ensure you get proper sleep etc..."
Apple could charge device makers who want to implement this feature a Core Technology FeeRare Apple w. Putting user experience before profits. I’m surprised, but like in a good way
In hardware parlance that would be the MFi program, which charges licensing fees for hardware technologies like lightning cables, hardware connectivity, audio protocol licensing for hearing aids, DockKit, as well as for commercial use of HomeKit, CarPlay, etc etc. This is an old (pre-iPhone) program.Apple could charge device makers who want to implement this feature a Core Technology Fee![]()
This is clearly a new product leak.I love that they created a bespoke hair dryer icon for Craig.
Yeah, I can't argue with the fact that people/devices collect a ton of data that is never used in any meaningful way. On the consumer side you are probably correct, most of this is just blinking lights and meaningless crap.I hear variations of this from time to time and it's not that I see no value at all, but what more often I see is people just swimming in data that is of questionable utility and often overwhelming and confusing them.
I suspect anyone with dental issues, for instance, most likely isn't lacking proper technique but rather simply not brushing/flossing enough period. Lots of ways to tackle that, but actually doing it at all is the key. Maybe a digital nag helps? Could set up reminders for that in tons of ways that don't require a special toothbrush.
Sort of related to this -- I have a relative who's continually quite overweight and he always the latest gadgets and fitness watches, etc, etc... What he doesn't have is any consistency and discipline with staying active and eating in a reasonable quantity and quality. Despite all of his digital "smart" tools -- it's all let down by the human not doing what is needed (by choice I guess)
If this stuff helps folks -- I'm all for it..
They definitely spit out lots of data and information
What one does with any of it is, of course, the actual key
It was a humorous self deprecating comedic bit.Why on Earth would a hair dryer need Bluetooth and why would anyone pair it to their phone?
We’ve officially jumped the shark on smart accessories.I like technology as much as the next guy, but do we really need a smart hair dryer?
No - it's about Apple demanding more money on it through their MFi program.None of the manufacturers will do it because they want the data as much as they want the sale of the device.
This is why HomeKit is so poorly supported. Everybody wants the data. This is also the real reason for the push for alternate app stores. Everybody wants the data.
...or as is otherwise known as a MFi fees.Apple could charge device makers who want to implement this feature a Core Technology Fee
Do we know for sure that Apple is not going to eventually gatekeep this behind their MFi licensing gate?Rare Apple w. Putting user experience before profits. I’m surprised, but like in a good way
So Dyson's hair dryer has LiDAR but Teslas still don't? 🤣Dyson just released one. Don't think it's linked to your iPhone, but I suspect it has a LiDAR
Apparently not.It was a humorous self deprecating comedic bit.
People get that this was a bit right?