OMG people, the iPad 3 does not have a heat issue. If you seriously can't handle the iPad 3 because it's soooo hot, then you must be made of damn snow.
It barely warms up and it's due to the screen.
* Pro Tip * : turn down the brightness to about 55%-65% and the heat will disapper ENTIRELY aaaaaaaaaaand you'll incease battery life.
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