I am so sick and tired of how awful my iPad 3rd gen has become because of iOS 8. This is the worst Apple experience I have had in my 35 years of using Apple products. I want to break this thing in half.
I love my iphone and my wife's new MBP, but everything else I have is turning to h!t because of their half-fast updates.
I've personally seen iOS 8.1 running on iPhone 4S and it wasn't anything similar to the drama you are depicting here....
Maybe something is wrong on your iPad ?