There'll be a bit of use with this iPad, in six months you'll see them often, for awhile.
I won't buy one, though. I've seen maybe four iPhones in my life, and have no desire whatsoever to slide my fingers over some screen and watch graphics bounce around. None at all.
I have no desire to be on Facebook, or Myspace, or Twitter, or whatever seems to be grabbing everyone's goat these days. I do like Digg, and some of that stuff where people can rank a digest. I like fatwallet, too, as I've got a house full of stuff I didn't need that I got largely for free.
I do own a couple Macs, because I don't want to worry about the bullsh*t that goes on with the Windows OS, but I don't care about it other than that. I use Windows at work, though, because there isn't an embedded compiler made for the Mac - and let my employer pay the costs of maintaining Microsoft's tragedy.
I own a nook, because I like to read books - and lots of them - and with my near-photographic memory, I can recount tales from books I read when I was ten. You see, I'm deaf, and television didn't mean sh*t before the days of captioning and subtitling. Tora Tora Tora was my favorite show, as half of it was in Japanese! It wasn't until my kids started watching Scooby-Doo that I knew that there was a Fred, Velma, Daphne or even Shaggy. I absolutely hated, and still hate with a deep passion the muppets - try reading the lips of that green fa**ot frog. So, what did I do as a child, but read books (lots of comics).
Would I read read books on this iPad, if I was given one for free? Hell no. I would just browse fatwallet, check my email and spam, and be done with it. I might carry an iPad with me when shopping so I could quickly call up the actual price, check for coupons, or the like to determine if I'm getting the best deal I possibly could. But, mostly, it'd be the thing to use during commercials while watching TV, it's captioned now. If the iPad hadn't been such a crummy resolution, I might buy the thing for the quickie-ftvgirl on the shuttle but now the pubes are going to be a pixelated blend. HD hard-ly!!
Let me ask: Is anyone at all, let's be serious, going to use iWork on the thing in VGA resolution? For crying out loud, the text is going to be so spaced-out, you'll be holding it at arms length with a larger font to be able to read it comfortably at all. Damn, what a crying shame. Photographs aren't going to look that great either, the resolution being so much lower than the lousiest ink-jet printer's!
What I will spend my money on is the Skiff, if it sees the light of day and has sufficient content. (see
http://skiff.com). To me, it's the kind of technology they're pioneering that will be more a next big thing than this iPad, if there was any promising technology to speak of. E-ink has some color technology being developed (see
http://www.eink.com/press/images/image_release_86c.html). Yeah, baby, I'm interested! The iPad? No thanks!
And finally, I think I speak for a large part of the population - the part that isn't included in numbers Facebook likes to quote when counting its "unique visitors", most of whom are parents of children coaxed into signing up only to never log on again. The part that far outnumbers the little queebs and nerds running around acting as if their life depended on a gadget and its ability to tie them into knots!!
Here you go, from Pink Floyd's Animals:
"You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry."