clearly if it's getting 'red hot' it's a health hazard to you or small children around, bring the damn thing back to apple and have them look at it so the rest of us can be made aware of any flawed manufacturing processes etc...jeezes quite whining about it and go do something to fix it...'use as iron' 'red hot' either you lot are taking the p1ss or it's not a problem as yee all seem to be making a joke about it....get on to apple ffs and get it fixed....
Definately not risking returning and getting another one with screen problems until I can determine what "normal" is.. If all the ones at the apple store are as hot as mine then it's likely it's the norm for this line of iPads.