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Do you have a cat? It could have CLAWed it.....

See, that's what I was thinking too. Either that or maybe his penis is shaped like a knife, and it could have possibly cut through his pocket and sliced the phone if he might have been aroused or something. Do you recall if you might have been struck by thoughts of phone's hotness on your way to work?

Srsly ... here's my 3 week, step by step advice to happiness:
1) Don't worry
2) Order another iPhone right now. You'll get it in 3 weeks.
3) The day you get your new phone, put your old one on eBay and clearly state and show that it's scratched. Since the phone is scratched, and used, it will sell for ... only $950.

Whatever you do, don't return the phone to Apple. You're guaranteed to lose money in that transaction; with eBay, you're guaranteed to make money.

I'm totally serious.
 
Srsly ... here's my 3 week, step by step advice to happiness:
1) Don't worry
2) Order another iPhone right now. You'll get it in 3 weeks.
3) The day you get your new phone, put your old one on eBay and clearly state and show that it's scratched. Since the phone is scratched, and used, it will sell for ... only $950.

Whatever you do, don't return the phone to Apple. You're guaranteed to lose money in that transaction; with eBay, you're guaranteed to make money.

I'm totally serious.

How would I get another phone without having to sign a second 2 year contract?
 
See, that's what I was thinking too. Either that or maybe his penis is shaped like a knife, and it could have possibly cut through his pocket and sliced the phone if he might have been aroused or something. Do you recall if you might have been struck by thoughts of phone's hotness on your way to work?

Srsly ... here's my 3 week, step by step advice to happiness:
1) Don't worry
2) Order another iPhone right now. You'll get it in 3 weeks.
3) The day you get your new phone, put your old one on eBay and clearly state and show that it's scratched. Since the phone is scratched, and used, it will sell for ... only $950.

Whatever you do, don't return the phone to Apple. You're guaranteed to lose money in that transaction; with eBay, you're guaranteed to make money.

I'm totally serious.

I'm totally laughing.
 
How would I get another phone without having to sign a second 2 year contract?

Tell the AT&T rep, that the Norwegian exchange student from across the street stole it and you need another one pronto before you ago ape-s*hit on him/her.

Or, you can just tell them you lost the phone. Be sure to take out the SIM before you sell it.

Or, you can just tell them that you're hawking it on eBay. Get creative.
 
After what seemed like forever I finally got my iPhone on Friday. When I looked at the screen today, there is a large scratch that goes across the center two icons in the top row.

Does anyone have any suggestions for removing, or possibly seeing what the apple store can do?

Yes I ordered a case and protector last week, but it hasn't come in yet.

Thanks, any help is appreciated.

Are you or someone else using your phone wearing diamond earings?
 
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