My wife still can't get the hang of "rip", "burn", and "download".
Her: "Did you download that CD for me yet?"
Me: "Yes, we bought it on iTunes a month ago, remember?"
Her: "Wait, I mean, have you ripped it for me yet?"
Me: "I can't rip it because I never had it on CD to begin with. We bought it on iTunes."
Her: "<sigh> I want to listen to it on CD in the car. Have you made that for me yet?"
Me: "Oh, you are asking whether I burned it to a CD for you. Yeah, I did that yesterday. Here you go."
That is one of funniest posts in a long time. I have had very similar conversation. Ha!