You misunderstood my post. This has nothing to do with satisfaction. We're addressing the existence of an obvious flaw in the manufacturing process of the phone. Just because someone (the "normal iphone user," as you say) doesn't acknowledge the problem (due to ignorance, indifference or otherwise- and more power to them for being willing to overlook things), doesn't mean the problem doesn't exist. It definitely exists. There is an issue here.
That "1% OCD crowd of complaining contrarians" that you're referring to are the reason that Apple (and other companies) have any sort of quality control. And their complaints make the next model better. If no one complained about Maps being utter garbage, then no one would fix it. If no one complained about Antennagate, Apple certainly would not have made any effort to fix it. Without these "complainers," Apple could make their phones out of sh** and everyone would love them. Is this what you want? Do you want to hold sh**?
You say the iPhone 5 is the BEST iPhone EVER. Do you think it would be if people didn't complain about issues with the original iPhone, 3G, 3GS, 4 and 4S? No, it definitely wouldn't be. Apple will take these all these complaints to heart and make the next iPhone even better.
So instead of bashing and bullying others here, you could make a constructive contribution. You know what? Maybe it would be best if you went and trolled the Android forums instead of MacRumors.