You're right in that it doesn't have to be a pissing contest and personal preference is king. You're 100% wrong about being forced into Android if you want a dirt cheap phone. You can get a dirt cheap iPhone and it doesn't have to be used. Boost Mobile always has
iPhones on sale. As for Android, there are choices ranging from dirt cheap to flagship with multiple price points and levels of quality in between. Metal bodies, dual cameras, and a host of other features are readily available for as little as $250.