IPhone Nano caught in the wild (w/ photos)

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  1. branjosef macrumors 6502a

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    OMG I just took pictures of the new iphone nano in the wild. Apparently it will be self sustaining and can operate independently of the user. I was able to get photos of it as it escaped its beta tester and was running to the nearest Starbucks apparently seeking a cafe mocha latte. This is apparently not an issue with apple, as they are set to release an app in the app store that will help with this. The "where is my iphone" app can be installed on the phone as well as the user's computer. It will utilize the GPS capabilities of the iphone nano to tell you exactly where it is (within a 100m radius) so technically you will never be to far from your iphone when you need it the most.

    It will also aggressively place the home button to the users mouth in the event of a phone call. Apple says this will better facilitate those with disabilities and there will not be an option to turn it off. This feature on the iphone nano will always be "turned on" ( so to speak). SImplicity at its finest- I must say . Unfortunately, it will retain a 2mp camera. Some good news though - Apple is pushing an evolved form of "cut and paste" called "cut and run". They say it will be a big hit this summer. OMG I'm so excited. I can't wait!!




    UPDATE: I just caught the upcoming iphone nano buying an iphone at the apple store... There is just something fundamentally wrong with that.
     

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    I couldn't stop myself to take a peek when I saw the word "Nano" together with iPhone in your title.
     
  3. branjosef thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    These photos are real. They are not photoshopped :D:D:D:D

    I apologize for the posting, but I couldnt resist. I hope it brightens everyone's day :rolleyes:
     
  4. Rayfire macrumors 68020

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    On the contrary ;)
     
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    You think you're funny, don't you?

    Well...you kind of are. Nice :D I can't even count the number of in-jokes in that post. Very well crafted.
     
  6. branjosef thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Thanks.. I also have a theory as to why there is no cut and paste option on the iphone :rolleyes:
     

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    "what the hell!? my phone got up and walked away...I swear!!!" :D
     
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    +1 for halrity in the reverse of the op's title
     
  11. branjosef thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Here's the upcoming zune phone... Oh that Steve Balmer thinking he's got a handle on the beat of american youth. Somehow, I don't think it will sell very well, despite having a similiar interface as the iphone. He alway's thinks he knows what consumers want. Silly man - always one step behind :rolleyes:
     

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  12. plumbingandtech macrumors 68000

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    The background in those photos look like Cupertino:

    CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!

    But a shot of it in an elevator would have made it:

    DOUBLE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. branjosef thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    I can't confirm the legitimacy of this photo, but supposidly, I heard from Steve Job's pedicurist that the iphone was reportedly spotted in an elevator as it was coming back from a drunken weekend in vegas filled with debauchery, Prostitutes, and cirque du soleil. mmmmm very interesting. Can anyone let me know if this is legitimate, I unfortunately lack the technical expertise with that sort of thing.
     

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  14. plumbingandtech macrumors 68000

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    That Photoshop... I mean real picture is SO real that I have to give it a yet un-given:

    ZOMG TRIPLE CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!

    :D
     
  15. Haephestos macrumors regular

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    Roflmao. I was laughing for ages after reading that thread!
     
  16. plumbingandtech macrumors 68000

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    CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!

    This thread is Roflmao worthy!!!!
     
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    Riker was more fun without the beard.

    Confirmed?
     
  20. branjosef thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    I was just faxed apple's new policy for selling the upcoming iphone nano. I don't know how much longer i can post this stuff before apple catches on and gives me pink eye to silence me... but here is the instruction manual set to be given out to all employees . Apple is trying a new format in educating their employees to help better avoid any miscommunication.Its called "the cartoon". This particle manual addresses consumers that apple employees find difficult.
     

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  21. Acronym macrumors 68000

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    how about riker is a boob period beard or not

    confirmed? (star trek ain that bad :p)
     
  22. Mr. Giver '94 macrumors 68000

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    Sounds like the iPhone has been using the iBeer app a little too much...mix that with a few iWhores and you have a real problem...

    ZOMG TO THE POWER OF 10 IT'S A DEFINITE CONFIRMATION!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    At least it wasn't taken with Mr. Blurry Cam like so many are.
     
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    I first read this thread around 1, then it was funny and it still is, but it has gone down hill a bit...
     

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