The new iphone nano will be capable of so many new things thanks in part to its multi-core processing. Although it won't have a MMS or video recording, it can carry your baby with the upcoming app "Carry My Damn Baby". Why that's one happy baby.
It's already drawing anger from it's fiercest competition the Palm Pre. :
I can't confirm the legitimacy of this photo, but supposidly, I heard from Steve Job's pedicurist that the iphone was reportedly spotted in an elevator as it was coming back from a drunken weekend in vegas filled with debauchery, Prostitutes, and cirque du soleil.