What a dumpster fire.
I waited up refreshing the stupid store page, it came up almost ten minutes late, not at 12:01. When I selected my 256GB Black 7 Plus it said it would be delivered on 9/16. I signed up for the Apple Upgrade Program and provided all my Verizon info an navigated through the VZW info, and by the time I finished my order, it suddenly became 9/27-9/29 delivery.
Well, I won't even be home then, I'm leaving for two weeks on 9/21, and the stupid site assured me I would receive it on 9/16, until they took my money.
Speaking of money. The Upgrade Program tells me they will charge me a total of $111.63 up front, in two transactions:
"Your credit card will be charged two separate transactions.
1) Any applicable shipping costs and sales tax will be paid to Apple. Sales tax will be calculated based on the full price of iPhone and on any other items in your order.
2) Your first monthly installment will be paid to Citizens One. After that, your credit card will be charged every month by Citizens One."
Instead, I get the attached charge on my Amex. $137.25. No second charge, just one giant over charge.
So I call Apple this morning, and sure I figure it must be a lot busier than usual. But I've been on hold for exactly 1 hour and 41 minutes now, listening to the same horrific music over and over (FFS Apple, just loop Mozart and Chopin).
I haven't had a iPhone since the 4, I really thought by now they would be well past this pathetic amateur hour BS, but it seems they still have no idea wtf they're doing.